Opaque Shade

Business man by day. Vigilante by night. I’m no Batman, but I’m definitely not Bruce Wayne. Who do you think I am? Who do you want me to be?

[Opaque Shade @OpaqueShade]

@Holy_Elle looking for a new tattoo idea?

https://t.co/BfDUt1dzFY

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@Holy_Elle

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@medic_sarcastic That doesn’t look like your dark side. That looks like white meat.

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@Holy_Elle

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@Holy_Elle

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@sarahhepola Fix or change? Very different questions. And AAA will not fix a tire. They will change your flat tire so you can drive to the tire shop to have the flat tire repaired or replaced.
Everyone should know how to change a tire.

[Opaque Shade @OpaqueShade]

@Holy_Elle Not an uncommon thought for many of us.

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

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@Holy_Elle care to weigh in on this?

[✶ @l_i_n_d_z__]

@appletalisman lol that’s for the gals

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@Holy_Elle Umm… either I don’t know what “chonky” means, or you don’t look it.
Spoiler: I’m pretty sure I know what it means.

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@Holy_Elle @cigarmike Getting knocked out and waking up to a donut sounds like a typical weekend.

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@medic_sarcastic

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@Holy_Elle Noooo! Put them back in.

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@mccrystal_alex @Holy_Elle

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Is it a sign of a sad existence when your mood is based on whether or not your secret internet crush has made a new post or not?

…Asking for a friend.

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@Holy_Elle

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

Every sports league:
“How do we grow our audience like the Savannah Bananas”

Bananas:
“Well the first thing we do is put the fan and their experience above anything”

Sports league:
“……………”

Bananas:
“………….”

League:
“So what do we do besides that”

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

205 years ago today, three brave Americans defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its independence.

Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate.

[Opaque Shade @OpaqueShade]

@uscfan981 It’s not California.

[Panashe @NasheCeezet_zw]

Some guy at the gym every morning 6am.
He takes the 45lb plates, all of them.
He loads one bar and he does one rep and sits for 20 minutes.
Then unloads and he leaves, he does this everyday.
We hated him, and nicknamed him the plate dragon.

People started coming in at 5:45 to beat him. He'd just wait smiling and he would take them at 6.
One rep, sit then leaves.
I finally asked him Bro what are you doing?