Chicken Pie

I'm glad I kept all of my trophies. That way, my family can remember me on the way to the dump.

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I don't know if I have ED, doc. It's like my truck... I haven't tried to start it in a year, but I assume it will run.

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@Twitter
Thanks for the obnoxious busy signal. Once upon a time, i put Twitter on to go to sleep.
Now you have made me hate you.

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@bluestmoon_ There is only one gun.

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@Smooheed You know that I absolutely adore you.

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What the Hell, roll the bones. We'll see how things work out.

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I'm going to seem stupid, but Twitter is ok. I met my best friend here, and I love @Smooheed with no reservations

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Four.
I wish it were six.
Figure it out.

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@DHotwheelz I d8d. I married her.

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@theHetal 🥧

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I have lived 50 years. I've been in two fights.
Fuck with my daughter and I will tear your throat out.

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@sheseemslegit Ok, yes.

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@mel_pollen @sheseemslegit I told Fred and Moe!

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@0v3rthOught I can't do avocado or cilantro.

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@sheseemslegit Possibly

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@kr_romm Key lime

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@CinderBomb99 Old.

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@Kryzazy -74

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@0v3rthOught Does avocado count as a condiment?

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@Lavish_Fixation @youlooklikeamom Do it.

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@MartiONtheHill You got it!
Don't toss me out of the back.

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Five people had jobs for my funeral. I just fired four. If you care about me (and only if you care about me) apply below.
Eulogy is taken, everything else is wide open.

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That was supposed to be "sad', but the original works too.

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I'm not allowed to be said.