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[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

@NickJRishwain My gut is telling me either Justin Sun jeeted the underlying BTC for wBTC, or Brian Armstrong is trying to strong arm the wrapped BTC market.

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

omg

[Coinbase Assets 🛡️ @CoinbaseAssets]

We regularly monitor the assets on our exchange to ensure they meet our listing standards. Based on our most recent review, Coinbase will suspend trading for wBTC (wBTC) on December 19, 2024, on or around 12pm ET.

[Nick Pullman 🇺🇸 @NickPullmanEsq]

This has been a flagged risk for a while, but we weren’t sure any judge would make the leap. It just happened

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

@functi0nZer0 Office of Preventing Redundancies: co-chaired.

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

@justintrimble @PeterSchiff “misallocation of resources”

the dude wants to dig up gold just to bury it

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

@TBitcoinPickens @evan_van_ness He removed a huge impediment to Ethereum’s growth: himself.

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

“Your funds are not affected.” —The FTX People

[Brother Odin 🥷🏽 @odin_free]

Salami is down bad

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

Are we gonna watch $80k btc on this Saturday night?

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

@pythianism We don't really even have a crypto bro acceptance of the crypto bro, but we're getting there.

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

Someday politicians will realize they can shill low cap meme coins just through disclosures. Can you imagine? Like an ISIS of Ansems.

[Quiver Quantitative @QuiverQuant]

BREAKING: Representative Mike Collins just disclosed buying up to $80K of Ethereum, $ETH.

He also bought another $15K of an altcoin called Aerodrome, $AERO.

Full trade list up on Quiver.

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

@NickJRishwain @haydenzadams @nic_carter Prolly from all the weed smoking tho.

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

Ariana Venti

[liv ꕤ @grandesnasa]

what the fuck is this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Base @base]

Fault proofs are now live on Base Mainnet, marking a key milestone on our path to decentralization

With this upgrade, anyone can now participate in securing Base, creating a more trusted and open economy for everyone

https://t.co/dEndZZYLIA

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

This unironically should happen. Tumblrinas should virtue signal with their #ETH wallets.

Nonprofits should give out Digital Inclusive Charity Keepsakes in the form of NFTs.

[charli cohen @charlicohen]

few are ready for crypto’s tumblr era

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

@NickJRishwain @ryanmckeen @erinlevine_ This is like one of those AI-generated videos where a meme starts moving and talking.

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

It's gonna get really weird when they all realize that $2,000/hr paralegal was using o1.

[the musk of agamemenon @sherieffff]

Congratulations to OpenAI's outside counsel for tricking them into believing $2000 is a good billing rate for a paralegal

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

@MeganMakinMoney

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@MeganMakinMoney

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

@stats_feed It’ll likely get reduced a couple decillion on appeal. I’d be surprised if the actual fine ends up being more than $5D.

[OpenΞsquire @OpenESQ]

This prompt is blowing my mind rn.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

you should try this one