can you imagine if elon musk's son (ex÷=$$%) met jalen smith? You think hieroglyphics is tough to interpret? beaker and the chef from the muppets would make better converstion.
@elonmusk People hate me because they are jealous that I have a credit score that starts with a 6 and am a 1%er who rakes in $35.03/hr plus bennies, a cell phone, a company gas card, and a showstopping company car (fully loaded 2011 Taurus). I do not apologize for being better than others
@hollarbacktime@Gupton68 i dead ass do exactly this every time wake up before work. get outta bed, strech/yawn, while yawning I say "eeooohhhh fuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuck ahhhh".
@EverythingCLE_ did anyone else see obj trying to get bakers attention, indicating a one on one matchup, pre-snap on that play? i was reasonably intoxicated, but i swear that's what i saw.
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her: i like a man who’s young at heart
me: *to waiter* peanut butter and jelly, please
her: but is still a grown ass man
me: leave the crusts on
@VisionBored1 @FredTaming "that mother fucker went out for a pack of tennis balls, weeks ago. now he's left me on my own. i doubt i see one bone in child suppawt. hopefully one of these kids becomes a service dog."