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@thingy432 8 years on has yet to improve on his finishing. 007.

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@Cal_Harrison92 Has now squandered 7 clear cut chances, more than any other Beckett league player. Bottled.

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Tid Wall provided @Croall17 with an assist on GW2. The smallest recorded cock size (length & girth) combining for a goal in Beckett League history. Acorns.

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Odds on Andy Lonergan making a save in 2018? Best price 500/1 on Beckett365

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Andy Lonergan is yet to make a save for Leeds United. Weak wrists.

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@Cal_Harrison92 9 months on and the finishing is yet to improve, zero goals despite being presented with 5 clear cut chances this season. Gangly.

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Quick poll for tonight, who are the better footballing twins currently playing in the beckett league?

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@Croally17 missed his 3rd ever career spot kick today, with @Lufc_Berry also missing his only attempt to date. Costly.

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@AndyParker115 is yet to go on a lads holiday, despite having a rather healthy bank balance. Tight.

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@ScuttleHound Is the biggest virgin in the Beckett League, currently on a score of -1. Perv.

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@OptaLocal Just waiting for one more vote. Frustrating.

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@OptaLocal All will be revealed following 10+ votes. Suspense.

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Who am I?

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@PaulAngus2 Enjoys both receiving, and giving. Rugby.

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@ben_skoffer Has provided @Cal_Harrison92 with 6 of his 7 clear cut chances. Pirlo.

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@JamesMagson6 Once played in a cup final at Bootham Cresent. Never mentions it.

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Once @danb263 let off 3 smoke bombs in Elland Road and fought off 12 stewards for 36 minutes. Hooligan.

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@Davey_Bointon Has attended more Leeds games than Slimming world classes. Porkings.

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@BlokeFella Owns one of every model of Nike Total 90 trainers. Astro.

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Arsene Wenger and @Lufc_Berry have never been seen in a room together. Possible.

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@Croally17 Had a pass completion percentage of 23% today vs Sinnington. Dennis.