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Tid Wall provided @Croall17 with an assist on GW2. The smallest recorded cock size (length & girth) combining for a goal in Beckett League history. Acorns.

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⚠️⚠️⚠️ ATTENTION ⚠️⚠️⚠️

All bets placed on the @KirkdaleUnited v Rosedale game today have been void 😳

Any stakes will be refunded 💰

This is due to suspected match fixing.

#BeckLocal

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BREAKING: ⚠️⚠️⚠️

Our sources @SkySportsNewsBL understand Wheeldon recently led a protest against @KirkdaleUnited’s manager Ward which resulted in the unexpected release & subsequent move to Rosedale FC.

Below is an image of the rumoured protest😳

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@alastairwilko @KirkdaleUnited We are also offering (which must be a banker) 1/10 on Wheeldon to outscore last season flop @AndyParker115’s Rosedale tally of 3 goals.

We are expecting some big stakes to be placed on this market 💰💰💰

Bet now at https://t.co/F4QgmCSa8N

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@alastairwilko We weren’t offering odds on this particular market & it has come as a surprise to us.

@KirkdaleUnited’s loss is Rosedale’s gain. Lets hope he can make a bigger impact than the last player to make the move across the moor.

We have Wheeldon at 12/1 to be Division 2 top scorer👀

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@alastairwilko @PhilHayYEP Hi Alastair,

We have also heard the said rumours and are currently offering 10/1 as our best price guarantee 🔥

Also don’t forget to pick up the Gazette & Herald this week for a code to redeem a £20 free bet! 👌🏻

Bet Local 💷💷💷

https://t.co/eI57NkyfvR

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We think 2018/19 is going to be huge year for @KirkdaleUnited 😳👌🏻💯

Rumoured signings & outgoings could lead to a strong side next season 🙌🏻

If you agree, find the latest Beckett League Winners 18/19 odds as always at: https://t.co/F4QgmCSa8N 😜

#BeckLocal

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@Y0Tobias @KirkdaleUnited Hi Tobias,
Due to a large number of bets we have suspended the Andy Parker transfer special 😒

However we can offer odds for over 3.5 goals below👀:

Over 3.5 league goals - 7/1
Under 3.5 league goals - 1/4

Bet now at https://t.co/F4QgmCSa8N 🔥

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Gazette & Herald sources understand that it could be a busy summer at @KirkdaleUnited 😳

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Find the latest odds in the Transfer specials markets on https://t.co/J66fBk1B7m
🙌🏻👏🏻👌🏻

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Odds on Andy Lonergan making a save in 2018? Best price 500/1 on Beckett365

[Opta @OptaLocal]

Andy Lonergan is yet to make a save for Leeds United. Weak wrists.

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Michael McGovern 33😳
Gareth McAuley 37😞
Chris Brunt 32 😒
Aaron Hughes 38😂
Steven Davis 32😰
Jamie Ward 31😐
Kyle Lafferty 30😅

Fresh blood needed before the 2020 euros...🤔

Toby Edwards’ great grandfathers cousin once visited Belfast 👀

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@alastairwilko We hear you Alastair, here are our latest odds on his potential destinations before the January transfer window closes👊🏻

After rumours of an England call up for a former team mate, playing time is key for this versatile player if he wants to be on that plane to Russia 🇷🇺

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Andy Parker scores for Rosedale in a World Cup year, makes you wonder... 🤔

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@alastairwilko @barrywheldon Here are your lastest odds on your #RequestABeck from Beckett365.

Included are alternatives for the Barry Wheldon vs Heslerton specials🙌🏻

Remember, new customers bet £10 & receive £30 in FREE bets👊🏻💷

Join here➡️https://t.co/eI57NkyfvR
T&C’s apply 18+
#RequestABeck

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Five goals 🔥
Three assists🙌🏻
No motm?!😱
Still time for the working mens after🍺🤙🏻

Performance reminiscent of his great grandfather from George Peirson

🎶Howmanytimesfeeler’s on fire...🎶

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The year is 2045💭

Business boffins are still perplexed on how Rosedale managed to sign Andy Parker on a free🤔

Great bit of business💪🏻

#Beckett365

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Josh Berry left out of the side again😳

With his contract up in the summer where will he end up? 👀

Bet here➡️https://t.co/T8ylAQZDAg
T&C’s apply 18+

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1-0 😀
1-1 🙄
1-2 😳
2-2 😲
Rosedale miss pen 😅
3-2 😜
3-3 😒
4-3 😎

🎶Kirkdale go marching on🎶

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Who finishes the season with more goals? 🤔