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wife. mom. ER nurse.

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Wait is that a @MyFavMurder blanket made by #hootiehu? You’re damn right. Staying warm, staying sexy, not getting murdered with my favorite cat. @GHardstark @KarenKilgariff @StevenRayMorris

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Chief complaint: “I think I got the flu from performing oral sex. he had the flu a couple of weeks ago.” #truestory #talesfromtheER #triagestories #nursingtales

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@witchbabysoap Goodbye money #bestnews

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@witchbabysoap out of all the products of yours I have used, and there are a lot, #lucypurr is hands down my favorite. I need it in all the things...ALL THE THINGS. #ADDICTED

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@_kris10d In three months I will be closer to 40 than 30....

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The adjustment continues...#nightshiftwoes #alwaystired #onlyredbullworks #coffeeputsmetosleep

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@_kris10d Yes?

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I think Ativan should come in mace form

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@keiths227 Ugh bored...he doesn’t turn into a plank of wood 🤦🏽‍♀️ see tired

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Switched to night shift and the struggle is beyond real. How long does it take to adjust? #nightshift #emergencydepartment #icouldsleepallday

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@keiths227 Lol yeah I know he gets board out of his mind. Although he has been working on blueprints lately. My chef skills have been lacking lately.

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@keiths227 Yeah but he is used to it from the Army. And he gets to stay in hotels and recover quite a bit and he can sleep during the day. I still have all my normal stuff to do....you know maid, chauffeur, chef, etc.

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@swimriderun1975 Makes for an interesting shift for sure lol

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First night shift. Pt comes in covered in blood saying they were stabbed. Pt leaves AMA one hour later. Good luck with that...I mean it stopped bleeding so it’s fine, right?

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@_kris10d

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@heyERRN @ERshitmagnet RT does ours

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@RNSuperHero Nope. Don’t like that. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤢

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@ShellyB17367007 Yeah same, @wwwbigbaldhead and I have a one sided relationship 🤣💀