NP lahrah 💉

Just an ER nurse turned critical care NP who loves naps and the smell of hospitals. 10 nuggets = 3 ranches. My Dr describes me as “well-nourished”

[Dyslexic_aDve @Dyslexic_aDve_]

"Biggest mistake?"

#dolly

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Introverts don’t hate socializing. They hate pretending.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my age is news to me every single time i remember.

[Ross Prager @ross_prager]

Longer rounds (ICU or medicine) is directly correlated with missing the big picture.

Short rounds = focus on what actually matter.

Medicine has a ton of noise, find the signal.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

the worst part of the day is when you finish your coffee because its like. ok guess I’ll wait for tomorrow then

[MazzaMedia @MazzaMedia]

We’re not anti-police.
We’re anti-police corruption.

[Howie Carr @HowieCarrShow]

Odd how regime-controlled Boston media are giving this story a good leaving-alone.

Local fluffers NEVER report bad news for Maura.

Nothing to see here, folks. Move along!

Karen Read says 'rot' in Massachusetts policing 'goes all the way to the top' https://t.co/l9xvSPsX5x

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

On 7/22/24 Matt McCabe wrote an email to Governor Healey and several other politicians, urging them not to fire Michael Proctor, who he called a "great officer of the state." Now we know that Proctor regularly used the racial slurs, talked about planting drugs on suspects, and discussed raping his girlfriend in her sleep with Sean Goode. This is who the McAlberts consider a "great officer of the state," because to them a "great officer" is someone who doesn't investigate them for their potential involvement in the murder of a cop.

[NotABurner @RealSeabiscuit1]

@RealJohnDios People act like we are smug assholes that think they are better than the rest of the country.

And that’s because we are better than them.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since most of the signs only have three digits

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Raising teens is fun if you want someone to think you’re the dumbest human alive while simultaneously needing your help to do anything

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

May the fourth be with you

[JohnnyBruin @johnnybruin]

I feel like tonight I’m going to a funeral. #NHLBruins

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

The FBI is currently raiding all the Somali fraud centers in Minnesota.

I bet it looks like World War Eleven up there.

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

Bostonians aren't from America
America is from Boston

[Steve Scott Jr. @stephenoscott]

Red Sox have been in a downward spiral since they fired Don Orsillo

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

The best sign at the Boston Marathon.

[Deann @CarpeDeann]

The X is silent. It’s still pronounced Twitter.

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 ⧉ @JoroJrn]

my dentist said I grind in my sleep. a real hustla don't stop big dawg