OptionAmbrose

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

How come old men scream when they sneeze? You scared the whole dang restaurant Harold

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

@FineLineMPLS @wearetheunion @catbiteband @KillLincoln Happen to have set times?

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

I wanna tear these titty tassels off and screw like a boy frog

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

the city of Los Angeles has banned the sale of flavored vapes. I suggest they take it one step further and kiII my parents in front of me

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

@jakethornton School of Lofi Beats to Study To

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

@jakethornton The Day the Earth Just Kept Spinnin

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

@jakethornton Burnin Gas Ball Spats

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

@jakethornton The girl with the magical lizard tat

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

@supremeipadbaby …their clit?

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

1:1 remake. Same aesthetic, all the same sounds, same away message system, and all of the bots will have stupid screen names like “BimpLizkit6969” or “skootermcdooter123”

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

With chat bots being as advanced as they are nowadays I’d like to request an AOL Instant Messenger emulator

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

@onkelchrispy I’m in

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

@GABILLIAM @SeanASaldana @hotgirlhanfran But it is a fun beat saber level, just sayin

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

@onkelchrispy Love you man

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

@CATCOTW How bout just one or two instrumentals?

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

Advice: if you're at a formal dinner, tuck your butt cheeks into your asshole.

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

I’ve been reading all my past tweets to Kim. Can’t believe I’ve been able to take my Twitter material on the road

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

sure, yo girl’s a keeper but is she a Lisa Frank trapper keeper?

[OptionAmbrose @OptionAmbroseYo]

This next group is a Counting Crows tribute band. Give it up for, Taking Inventory of Ravens! #tributebandnames

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@embarrassedhere Everybody wants to feel stuff between their toes yk?

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@OOCHorrorDeaths Ok but what is the context?