Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan

Experienced leader in making things more shit. Thoroughly enjoying my role helping Jacinta Allan make Melbourne shit again.

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@tonytardio It's not going to do shit. Target CGT exemptions, they're the problem

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@CalvinC59928628 @AusPoll6 True but then well known pollsters in Redbridge Group and others are highly left aligned and are rosy about how left policies are landing. Then does it impact on the polls, not necessarily

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@kazza264 @rwillingham Get some more good old corrupt union stability I reckon.

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@MarkoMatvikov Unfortunately Iran will probably replace one bearded old c@$t with another

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@WorldOfMarkyD @AusPoll6 Agree we need to get rid of Labor. The stakes are high, vote for the party that can form government. Lnp. Better off voting on onp in the upper house and it proportional representation.

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@wheelreinvent Don't give Jacinta Allan any ideas. She will bid and spend a billion on snow making machines run by CFMEU with appropriate pay offs to the treaty assembly too.

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@7NewsMelbourne @_jordanquinn I thought the number 1 priority was the hurty word jogger.

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@JacintaAllanMP Should have been mowing the lawns https://t.co/HY2dhLcVuH

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@JacintaAllanMP At least she mowed the lawn on Victoria pde. Something you couldn't manage.

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@SkyNewsAust Well yeah you would be too if you work long hours and can't afford to live.

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@MarkoMatvikov The champagne socialists will go mad over this. They've built something so equitable and virtuous that they have excluded 70% of the population who are now wondering where their services are. They weren't honest about the impact it would have.

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@MarkoMatvikov There is a lot of cultural cringe out there. Their culture must be better than ours. Really shows a lot of insecurity, not limited to the left but I find they often look to some ideal that doesn't exist.

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@MarkoMatvikov Do you reckon Trump could remove Jacinta Allan. Asking for a friend

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@CommieKamikaze @9NewsMelb @SelZhang It's cost shifting and means the fare is now a tax. States can't charge taxes.

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@FinancialReview Fark they figured it out, wow

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@FinancialReview If only he could have caught the new project Bendigo Rail Loop. Another vanity project costing billions to prevent her husband drink driving

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@JacintaAllanMP Such a milestone, 3 years overdue and massively over budget. It's what I love about Victoria. Next level shit.

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@yimbymelbourne They are cheaper because they are crap.

[Head of Enshittification. State of Victoristan @OpusDom]

@tezzig1961 @JacintaAllanMP Don't worry it's all good debt as the ALP folk will tell you.