Twitoris.

This is a satire account, and I’m not here to make you happy. If you take offense that’s on you. Every post is a typo.

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@Gabbysmom420 @FoxNews One make millions, one loses millions

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@Liza137823 Okay.

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@NBCNews We shot down a flying carpet?

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@Lyndaloo9 Wonder if Pierre would be okay with the “anti-Vagrancy” bar in the middle of that bench?

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@SULLY10X Someone’s going for a drug test.

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@attackdogX Still looks like she took a few too many mushroom welts.

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@RealJamesWoods

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@TrumpsHurricane I think she was only hit by a car and this was the result.

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@NewswirePatriot @Ilegvm Pussy.

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@Slayer_Tip @lady_valor_07 I’m offended you’re use of the word “Fat”.

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@lady_valor_07 An impacted colon.

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@catturd2 That horse was all over the place; rumor had it he even stopped @Wawa on the way.

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@barstoolsports Obviously a female trainer.

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@barstoolsports That #Horse ran like it was trained by a #woman.

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@catturd2 And one Texas neighborhood that can now sleep in on the weekend.

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@nypost While tragic; some Texas neighborhood is going to get to sleep in on the weekend.

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@TheLucyShow1 @KathleenWinche3 Pretty sure that a 2 and 2.

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@isaacwrld7 @glam_queenn I’m at 2.5

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@TrumpsHurricane And we thank you.

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@CollinRugg Surely the Democrats will stand up and condemn this violence this time…right?