I always ask new clients what brought them in and they usually respond, “my spouse moved out and I need advice” or “I want to know what to expect in the divorce process” but this woman today said, “I just can’t with the bullshit anymore so I need to be divorced NOW.”
After watching the Winter Olympics, I’ve decided that swimming doesn’t have enough life or death stakes, so starting in LA28 we’re dumping a shark in the pool
Summer Olympics: Who can swim the fastest? Who can run the fastest? Who has the best somersault?
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH?? CAN THIS GIRL DO 8 FLIPS OFF THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN WITHOUT DYING??
athlete: so if triathlon is running, biking and swimming, that must mean biathlon is running and biking?
coach: [taking out skis and a gun] haha yeah you’d think so
Peyton Manning at the end of his career: ass.
Tom Brady's last year: ass.
MJ on the Wizards: ass.
Bill Belicheck last years in NE: ass.
It rarely ends pretty, even for legends.
We will remember Hall of Fame head coach Mike Gundy for the winning.
They will remember...
-the winning
-the speech
-bringing OSU into Top 10 consistently
-10th most FBS during his tenure
-5th best record against ranked opponents during his tenure
-19 straight winning seasons
Who cares it didn't end pretty? It was a hell of a run, our best ever.