Ms. Dubya🧡

Craziest 4/5 grade teacher in the PNW. I mostly tweet about funny things my students say. Enjoy and GO POKES!! She/her

[Ms. Dubya🧡 @OrangeJewelya]

A serotonin boost

[Crouton & Friends🏳️‍🌈🦋 @m_crouton]

2 years ago...wee Cru

[Ms. Dubya🧡 @OrangeJewelya]

The Veggie Tales dance party I had with myself in my carport at 3 AM while eating sweet potatoes and Korean short ribs begs to differ.

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Alcohol has no single benefit. Zero. Not one.

[Ms. Dubya🧡 @OrangeJewelya]

Good for her.

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

I always ask new clients what brought them in and they usually respond, “my spouse moved out and I need advice” or “I want to know what to expect in the divorce process” but this woman today said, “I just can’t with the bullshit anymore so I need to be divorced NOW.”

[jocelyn (swimswim4) @swimswim48]

After watching the Winter Olympics, I’ve decided that swimming doesn’t have enough life or death stakes, so starting in LA28 we’re dumping a shark in the pool

[Joe @joenahnah]

This is one of my absolute favorite things in the TV world. Nothing makes me kick my feet and squeal quite like this.

[Oh Canaduh @CanaduhOh]

Summer Olympics: Who can swim the fastest? Who can run the fastest? Who has the best somersault?

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH?? CAN THIS GIRL DO 8 FLIPS OFF THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN WITHOUT DYING??

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

athlete: so if triathlon is running, biking and swimming, that must mean biathlon is running and biking?

coach: [taking out skis and a gun] haha yeah you’d think so

[Ms. Dubya🧡 @OrangeJewelya]

It's me. Same fan since 2006!

[altheboss @AlTheBoss03]

Somebody out there right now is still sleeping with the fan on in November.

[Zayn🥀 @Communicatorzai]

I really want to enjoy 2026. I cried a lot this year. A looooootttttttttt😭

[AmaLee 🦋👑 M̶̱̍ö̷̧́n̶̝͋a̷͔̓r̷̝̓c̶̼̈́h̸͕̀ @LeeandLie]

I beg your finest pardon —

[Ms. Dubya🧡 @OrangeJewelya]

Nah the universe hates me. I have wronged SOMEONE apparently.

[Naked Numerology ® @OneLuckyGirl_28]

Whatever u ask the Universe for under this tweet, u will get by October 28.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

ok so maybe don’t hang it in the louvre

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

WHEN????

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

we been on this app for a long time bruh

[Zachary Lancaster @zlancaster91]

This is the best thing I’ve seen in a LONG time. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

September 22, 2007: “I’m a man! I’m 40!”

[Corbin @okcpokefan]

Build the statue.

Name the field.

Thank you @CoachGundy

[Mo @Go_Okstate]

No matter your current opinion on Mike Gundy, you can’t deny he was a hell of a coach for 99% of his tenure at OSU. Hate to see it end this way..

[Zachary @osuzack]

Peyton Manning at the end of his career: ass.

Tom Brady's last year: ass.

MJ on the Wizards: ass.

Bill Belicheck last years in NE: ass.

It rarely ends pretty, even for legends.

We will remember Hall of Fame head coach Mike Gundy for the winning.

[Zachary @osuzack]

They will remember...

-the winning
-the speech
-bringing OSU into Top 10 consistently
-10th most FBS during his tenure
-5th best record against ranked opponents during his tenure
-19 straight winning seasons

Who cares it didn't end pretty? It was a hell of a run, our best ever.