Orc Poetry

Monosyllabic, Bad Poetry & Prose for Orcs, Peons and Greenskins... Sometimes #NSFW 18+ - Extended poetry on Tumblr

[Gragnar Lorkkrit @orcish_insults]

Oy! Ranger! It's your turn to feel my crooked spear split through your spongy legs!
-Warkchuz the Unstable

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Orcs on the patio
enjoying cakes and coffee ☕
Metal music blares

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Yearn to drink coffee

That's been strained through an ashtray

That orc boss just used

#orcpoetry #haiku #HaikuChallenge

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On that big machine
Masculine green arms reflect
Rainbow umbrella

#orcpoetry #haiku #PoetryMonth #NationalPoetryMonth

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An orc assistant
Helping with all bosses needs
Me a good peon

#orcpoetry #PoetryMonth #haiku #NationalPoetryMonth

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

From my trucker friend:

Seven days of work
Sixty hours in the book
Don't wanna drive now

#truckerpoetry
#orcpoetry

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

Dirty uniforms
Laundry, it vexes me so
Now I need quarters

#orcpoetry

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

The bed, it calls me
No time for nap, too busy
Back to sleep I go

#orcpoetry

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Orc boss does not ask
Orc boss directs his peons
Directions from Gruumsh

#orcpoetry #haikuchallenge #PoetryMonth

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@powrlftr The orc lays out the parts
You inspect each one with care
Why is there mustard?

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

Dozer is broken
Can't find parts, what to do now?
Orc to the rescue

@OrcPoetry, how's this?

#orcpoetry

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

Barbells and dumbbells.

The gym calls my name, loudly

I cannot resist it.

#orcpoetry

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

The diesel engine runs
Back and forth across the land
Over and over

#truckerpoetry

#orcpoetry

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A wide beastly snout

Inhaling the rich odors

Mezmorizing brew

#HaikuPoetryDay #OrcPoetry #Coffee #PoetryMonth

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Green fingertips frost
A cold wet burst discharges
Icy needles tear

#orcpoetry #mage #HaikuPoetryDay #PoetryMonth

[Thogar Grimrail @OperatorThogar]

The flames lick higher
just like Thogar's wide orc tongue
over peon thighs...

#orcpoetry #HaikuPoetryDay

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When you ship all the ships via ship...

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@DonovenMarlowe @Monsterbait In the frostwolf clan
Worg training starts very young
Put on this mask son

#OrcPoetry #HaikuPoetryDay #PoetryMonth #warcraft

[Orc Poetry @OrcPoetry]

It is haiku day! 💀
Give me a theme and I will
Make an orc haiku 🦴

#NationalHaikuDay #HaikuPoetryDay #poetrymonth #orcpoetry #haiku