Orderly Steve

“Producing” the 100% real “@kirkminshow.” Parody

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

Yes Peter? Your son is convincing other patients to go into our walk in freezer in search of fish sticks. @BlindMike_ has been trying to get in it all day, and they keep putting the mop in there so it can ‘setup’ this whole thing. We’ll go ahead & boost his doseage. Thanks.

[Kirk Minihane @kirkmin]

The day has arrived. The greatest fans in the world will be driving through hell in hopes of watching an obese blind man, a serial killer and a clinically insane host put on a live show in the middle of nowhere. And none of this happens if Steve hadn’t lied about playing tennis.

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

“Hey Peter? Yeah we need to discuss your son’s chocolate milk allowance fund...”

[Kirk Minihane @kirkmin]

29k

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

There’s nothing to worry about. Richard Chandler is DEFINITELY a real person who DEFINITELY spoke to you on your “real” podcast...

[Kirk Minihane @kirkmin]

Great show. One of the best in a long time.

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

Listen, I know you say you’re sober now.... BUT- have you tried Pink Whitney yet?!?

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

“Hey Peter? Just wanted to let you know I’m leaving for awhile. Going to go find myself on the open road. If I stay here any longer ‘producing’ for your son, I’ll no longer be the one wiping chocolate pudding off his face, but smearing it on my own face alongside him.”

[Kirk Minihane @kirkmin]

Goodbye, Steve.

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

A surprising relationship that has led to a few emergency meetings amongst the staff about possible outcomes from this pairing. Called Peter to update him & he said he wishes his son would just play with the safe & boring “monkey-looking” kid who just babbles on & on about horses

[Kirk Minihane @kirkmin]

It’s been 14 days of bliss. Rico isn’t just my best friend, he’s my consigliere. Second in command. Should it end for me he takes over @kirkminshow and @thecasepodcast.

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

Within 3 hours of podcasts we get @kirkmin explaining the horrors of a potential murder suspect all the way to prank calling the Queen of the Rhode Island airwaves to clear up fundraising scandals and whether or not @BlindMike_ likes fingers up his ass. Perfectly normal Monday.

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

The Sue O’Connell spin-off show from CULLEN would do awesome week one ratings but then just slide into oblivion. The perfect show for the national 4pm NFL game on Fox to advertise.

[Kirk Minihane @kirkmin]

The street is her office.

[TJ Hubbard @TJ_Hubbard]

@RiggsBarstool

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

Steve puts his trivia pants on one leg at a time....

All three of them.

[The Kirk Minihane Show @kirkminshow]

Today's episode is LIVE: Trivia Challenger
- Team Minihane triumphs over @spittinchiclets
- @steverob stunning turnaround
- @EKANardini dumps on @Jared_Carrabis
- @RiggsBarstool joins @kirkmin for Masters talk
- Follow @thecasepodcast
==> https://t.co/O9XLoraZ4M

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

This might be the saddest tweet I’ve ever read...

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

NL East Clubhouse discussion at 6pm ET! https://t.co/7oWWUZnKnk

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

@BarstoolBigCat “STELLA! Shhh SHHH! Don’t wake the baby!!!”

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

Can confirm.

[Kirk Minihane @kirkmin]

I’ll make it back to McLean without you. I don’t need any help for that .

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

“You know Peter, we just really have no clue what to do with this one. We heard screaming from his room so we rushed in and saw his stuffed animals strewn across the room like they were fighting one another. Yeah, we’ll just throw them out and get him some new ‘calmer’ ones.”

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

Good thing there isn’t a bunch of audio out there where Steve said he wants to cheat....

Wait a minute...

[Warden of the North @AcousticTheory]

🚨ATTENTION ALL ROBIFANS🚨

Does anyone want to explain what we see at the :04 mark? 🧐Shadows...reflections...wandering eyes...OH MY....and right before the MIRACULOUS “The World is Not Enough” answer? Anyone? BUELLER?!? 🦗🦗🦗

@kirkmin @kirkminshow @steverob

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

Can confirm.

[Ziggy Robinson @RobinsonZiggy]

.@kirkmin Peter Minihane would be disappointed on that Bond question.

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

Comparing Cons to Isiah Thomas is giving Cons way too much credit. On Bruce knowledge, a better comparison of this “rivalry” would be Jordan vs Lance Blanks.

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

Kirk knew more about NFL realignment than Cons did about Springsteen.

[Kirk Minihane @kirkmin]

A classic

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

What’s that nurse? You caught him doing WHAT?!? Okay, slow down let me get this straight; you caught him in the kitchen smashing jars of mayonnaise screaming about pizza, 5k races, & an earlier call with what you think was a hobbit? Uh...yes, go ahead and increase his medication.

[The Kirk Minihane Show @kirkminshow]

Today's show is LIVE: Shitheads
- Menners and Andy Mayo air grievances
- @BruceSpringsteen + @BarackObama = Entertainment
- @kirkmin is down on "Allen v. Farrow"
- @KMS_Justin continues to savage @AllbrightNFL
- @KFCBarstool's Tiger drama
==> https://t.co/O9XLoraZ4M

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

@RAMinihane @Jared_Carrabis As a health professional, I fully confirm Carrabis doing this feat the natural way.

[Orderly Steve @OrderlySteve]

@davecullinane https://t.co/kXDPTeTGaI