Kyle ✨

life gives me lemons but I don’t know how to make lemonade

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

#WomenFantasizeAbout me. I’m hot. Too hot. That’s why I’ve fled the country to a secretive island where I am now safe from the mob of women that are constantly chasing me.

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

@PocketSandThrwr @CHPSouthLake @CaltransDist3 Because it’s illegal, can be dangerous, and harms the environment when they fall off.

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

@huhsunoo Isn’t that the waterpark? I wouldn’t know I’ve only ever been to Wildwater Kingdom

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

@toasted_finn @graysunsun Then I cry and snap gray while doing so because I can’t cope with the thought of you denying my offer to be besties

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

@toasted_finn is my bestie

@graysunsun you’ve been demoted because you never like my tweets >:( /j

[Captain Puffy - Cara @CptPuffy]

Petition to add frogs to Minecraft! 🥺

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

@leahhhnotfound 4 5 and 9 but in a good way :)

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

@leahhhnotfound This is a hard question because of all the definitions people decide to use. Even if reverse racism was a thing it’s not really a problem, considering white people aren’t actively oppressed.

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

I tweeted balls earlier today are you proud of me

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

//nsfw??

Balls

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

Women and men

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

Men and women

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

@beetwtt All of the above

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

@nathansmokee Damn it

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

@nathansmokee 3302839921

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

@leahhhnotfound Ugh like how is everyone so hot on tiktok

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

@leahhhnotfound Watching tiktoks

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

Capitalism made this

Yeah I’m a communist now

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

Wait I’m on tiktok... so I’m hot too

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

I hate tiktok why is everyone so hot on tiktok

[Kyle ✨ @OrdinaryKy]

I AM BACK FOR REAL THIS TIME