Bess Reed

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

If you message a guy repeatedly and he doesn’t respond, liking all his insta pics won’t help. Plus he’s MY boyfriend so💁🏻

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

@BrittanyGallien @FemaleTexts @ChelseaCorrow YAAAAAS

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

I hoard all my personality until I'm at work where I have to interact with people and it's always gone within 5 minutes

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

My grandmother just squished a large house spider in her hand with a used tissue and idt I've ever met someone more badass in my life

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

Dying to model for Ashley Grahams new swimsuit line bc she makes me see value in myself

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

When boys tell you your eyes look pretty today but u half don't hear them bc ur making a coolatta & half bc you don't believe your ears🙈

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

@_chrissyshatney @BrittanyGallien @JennaChaye can we plz do this omfg😂😂😂

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

My dad's email address shows up as "Misanthrope" and that's why he's my favorite🖤

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

Every boy in psych: *not attracted to girls taller than them
Well I'm taller than all y'all and I'm damn cool so.

Y did we talk about this😂

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

@JennaChaye HOW DID YOU FIND THIS

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

Thank God for some boys. That's all I can say

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

Why you gotta post pics of your Iv infested arm man. Just tweet you gave blood, no visual needed🤢 or just like, tell mom. She'll be proud

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

If you message a girl and they don't respond, why do it again? I mean, 3rd time is the charm, but in this case you look like a creep so 👍🏼

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

When you actually stay up all night to write a paper and then actually staple your thumb while trying to hand it in🤤

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

When a creep from FB comes into DD and u casually remove your name tag in the hope that they don't recognize you👍🏼

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

*kitchen timer goes off for 3 minutes*
Me: Meme I think the timers going off
*me thinking that if I wasn't here that food would be toast

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

When your coworker has to leave customers to go throw up & no one will cover any of her 10 hour shift👍🏼 if I get sick ima flip.. #selfishppl

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

"That saucy little squirrel was in the feeder this morning" 🐿
-Meme

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

A perk of my dad's job is that he gets to drive an ambulance.
It only became unfun when he ran his phone over with it📱🚑 lololol

[Bess Reed @OreoCow_97]

When you get spoken to about wearing black jeans to work instead of blue jeans and you wonder what your life has come to