Sarah ✨

amethysts and weed are better than diamonds and prosecco

[Sarah ✨ @OreoPhan]

Not again

[Sarah ✨ @OreoPhan]

A solid 50% of my diet is the fluff from my coat

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

why does somebody not know how to calculate tae angle of x in a right-triangle when you know the length of two sides? well it was fookin one a yus

SIN COS TAN

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

my most appropriate yet inappropriate birthday cake yet

[Sarah ✨ @OreoPhan]

My old tweets are so funky

[Sarah ✨ @OreoPhan]

Not like I need an excuse to eat cake for breakfast anyway

[Sarah ✨ @OreoPhan]

@robbeckettcomic found a ceramic whale in Poundland with your teeth mate

[Milky Chance @MilkyChance]

Cold Blue Rain

[Sarah ✨ @OreoPhan]

My bfs dog is SUCH A GOOD BOY

[Sarah ✨ @OreoPhan]

Meet Gregg

[Sarah ✨ @OreoPhan]

I honestly wept with laugher for so long

[Sarah ✨ @OreoPhan]

My boyfriend puts up with more than I realised

[Sarah ✨ @OreoPhan]

My timeline is full of people meeting d & p and it's actually rly cute

[Sarah ✨ @OreoPhan]

Lost 8K bc I've become sooo unpopular

[Chris (Simpsons artist) @getbentsaggy]

why men have beards xox

[Sarah ✨ @OreoPhan]

@bnj_li THEYRE LUSH

[Sarah ✨ @OreoPhan]

I will never get over how mesmerising the Blosson music video looks and sounds #inlove @MilkyChance

[CK. @CainKelly7]

Least u never pumped him that would a been well awkward https://t.co/p4M0BMjCYy