Orgasmic L. Nelson

Retired announcer, full time bon vivant. Seeker of orthopedic chairs. Strictly speaking dead.

[Orgasmic L. Nelson @OrgasmNelson]

What in the blue eyed world! The raccoon under my house turned out to be Jannetty. Think'll allow him stay, we all need a break. #605pod

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@hillldur Hey, there’s still a bunch o’people that think Bjartur in Sumarhousum is the hero of that story. That last eedjit ain’t been bornt yet.

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@bjorg_karitas Sounds like an olympic level asshole to me.

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@emiliansiff In what universe are you the ugly friend? Yer a beaut.

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@huldaeirs Somehow ol’ Larry suspects this feller doesn’t trust wimmin do to a lot of things and probably uses the word “kvenkyns” in front of many words.

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@eddafalak Oh, your father is a precious gift that keeps on givin’

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@Inga_toff Hang on, you’re not a father! Fraud!

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@evapanpandora I had no involvement. Swear!

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@unaleaa But how else can they be sure it’s still there?

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@Fravikid It’s the sweetest thing there is. When I was alive, the more weight I gained, the more I got paid.

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@Fravikid How about slightly overweight, heavy drinking brodcasters that died 20+ years ago? #fingerscrossed

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@iahallgrims Those are quite lovely. I imagine your father is a handsome feller.

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@halldorabirta Both!

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@doraexplorar1 It sure weren’t ol’ Larry. But what a nice gesture.

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@Snorriok @HaukurBragason @Inga_toff @sveinbjornp @valtyrorn @BjorgheidurM I’m fairly sure I ended in the sheets.

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@Inga_toff Oh boy! Ol’ Larry is in trouble now...

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@Inga_toff How about old farts who only want to discuss the 80’s?

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@hillldur The internet is a darned fool.

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@Inga_toff I once walked from Omaha to Winnipeg for a pedicure and free booze. No idea why. The 80’s were a strange time.

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@Inga_toff @arnis91 Don’t forget ol’ Larry. Him’s around too.

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@Inga_toff Oh! I thought it were me.