Kol.

I am the wronged. The dead but never mourned. I am the brother whose family didn’t care if I lived or died. | MC | Fake | #Impulsive | @EternallyVain’s Sire |

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

⚡️ “Wherever I May Roam”

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[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

@DamonAlmighty [Scoffs in disbelief as I wander over to yank the bottle out of your grasp by the neck of it, raising it to my own lips to take a drink.] I’m truly not too sure what the bother is when clearly you have alcohol to distract you from his annoyance.

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

@DamonAlmighty [Rolls my eyes at the dramatics before shoving my phone back into my pocket and grabbing my keys to drive over to the boarding house, not bothering to knock on the door as I walk inside and call out.] Christ, Damon. Your problem solving capabilities never cease to amaze me.

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

@DamonAlmighty Am I supposed to know who or what that is?

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

I may have a solution to that…

Chop it off. Won’t be cold if it doesn’t exist.

[Damon. @DamonAlmighty]

My dick is cold, send help.

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

@EternallyVain Curiosity killed the cat.

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

Going to rip out my own eyes.

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

Who the hell taught you to use gloves? Sure wasn’t me.

[Dominic. @EternallyVain]

— You are interrupting something.

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

@EternallyVain You truly do -not- want to know.

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

@DamonAlmighty Clearly not. Nor do you speak common English, apparently. Doesn’t take a genius, sweetheart. [Purses my lips in a sympathetic smile.]

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

Proof is in the pudding, darling.

[Damon. @DamonAlmighty]

Not for all the fucking bourbon in the world.

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

In search of bleach for my eyes.

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

@DamonAlmighty It never quite is for you, is it? Never when it opposes the point you’re trying to make.

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

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[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

@EternallyVain Friends are unnecessary.

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

@EternallyVain That sounds like a terrible waste of some perfectly good corruption. Perhaps I do enjoy your presence, or perhaps not. You will never truly know.

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

@EternallyVain Your entire existence should warrant plenty.

[Kol. @OriginOfImpulse]

@BloodiedCurse C’mon now. Being my sister cannot truly be -that- bad.