Matt Roberts

Accountant, beer drinker, novice bassist. Views expressed may be those of someone else!

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

@realDonaldTrump Looks like fake news to me…

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

@realDonaldTrump Is this guy serious? I reckon he’s a fake president. Surely no one this stupid could be in charge of anything other than their own Tommy Tippy cup.

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

@realDonaldTrump You moron!

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

Hey @RealBobMortimer

I’ve just been watching Gone Fishing & wanted to say, you’re an absolute legend. It’s always been a privilege to watch you on screen. Thank you.

Rave safe.

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

Hey @chris_hawkins @BBC6Music

Check this out for the ultimate Names In Songs

https://t.co/fAovjB2icb

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

https://t.co/6IGHMjkdOa

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

Hey @RealBobMortimer. I hope you’re doing ok. Get well soon.

[Round Table (KL) @klvrt1114]

It’s back… #BeerFestival @stuartHHotel

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

Where it all began…

https://t.co/w4xUbkedeR. @BGT @ITV #HonkingOctopus. #TheOctopusMan. #BGT #Octopus

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

@GoonerArmchair @antanddec I took a spare with me.

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

@propersoulie 😂

[BGT @BGT]

Well, we thought that was ink-redible! 🐙

Who else do you know that can play the OCTOPUS? 😂

Click the link to watch Matt Roberts' #BGT audition (you know you want you 😆): https://t.co/pE4MYna6Q9

#BritainsGotTalent

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

@BGT Thanks for letting me play. I’ve got more videos if you want them 😂😂😂. https://t.co/w4xUbkedeR

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

@celestialchibi Here you go. https://t.co/1NzXIy3U7k

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

@Ruk3y 👋🏻. https://t.co/w4xUbkedeR

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

@JoannieTaylor75 😂😂😂. Whatever floats your boat. I’ve got more videos if you want. https://t.co/w4xUbkedeR

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

@Sondotcom21 Here you go. https://t.co/1NzXIy3U7k

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

Sorry… https://t.co/wWyCyo3yuy

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

@StagecoachEMid Hi. Am I right in saying the 7.11 from Long Sutton to King’s Lynn isn’t running?

[Matt Roberts @OriginalName932]

@pedalmania1 @WorldBollard Ha ha. Nice to see people appreciate my bollard pic. Thanks for sharing