KIRKLAND

Short. Bald. Miserable-looking. London-based. If you're following me, chances are you will already know these things.

[James Murray @James_BG]

It really is hard to get across quite how bad this is. We’re on track for 3C of warming, which could easily result in catastrophic cascading risks to human civilisation. And emissions are still rising. https://t.co/uiTVXW0uhl

[James Murray @James_BG]

Absolutely bleak af new report from the UN detailing how meeting 1.5C and 2C warming goals is getting harder by the day. https://t.co/uiTVXW0uhl

[KIRKLAND @OriginalRobster]

@profsked Funny how absolutely none of those things seemed to bother you when he was opposing the SNP. In fact, you were falling over yourself to praise him at that point, despite his history of supporting the likes of Saddam and Putin.

You are utterly shameless.

[KIRKLAND @OriginalRobster]

@CBrenchley @meatgirI I clicked on this thread specifically to say Two Princes, but you beat me to it. I absolutely fucking hate that song.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

lol lmao this is so sad and pathetic but also very funny

[KIRKLAND @OriginalRobster]

Yeah, I think that horse may already have bolted lads.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Farage is not a victim

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

It's quite something that the world's top scientists put out a synthesis report that essentially says civilization as we know it will end unless the world comes together to stop rapidly expanding the fossil fuel industry but to instead rapidly end it, and almost no one cares

[KIRKLAND @OriginalRobster]

@WalmsDesigns Hi mate. Is this still available?

[KIRKLAND @OriginalRobster]

@MPSKenChel @MetCC Hi. You tweeted yesterday that Nathan was last seen in Walthamstow on Saturday, not Wandsworth. Please can you clarify which is correct?

[KIRKLAND @OriginalRobster]

@KitNerdUK No worries and thanks for getting back to me.

[KIRKLAND @OriginalRobster]

@KitNerdUK Hi Jake, is this one still available?

[KIRKLAND @OriginalRobster]

It took him 48 hours to come up with this. FORTY EIGHT HOURS

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sometimes it’s just better to make pizza at home

[Andy McCarroll @Andymc1983]

33 years gone today. Miss you so much. You gave your life doing the noble thing. Trying to get other people killed so you could live.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

when you complain about people tracking your private jet, all i hear is “i can’t afford to simultaneously fly around several dozen decoy jets.” maybe you should have worked a little harder

[Philip Priestley 🇪🇺🇮🇪 @PublicPriestley]

The situation around Prince Andrew was an acid test for society in the UK. A man convicted of child abuse is alleged to have trafficked a 17 year old to the Prince for the purposes of sex. It is alleged that Andrew Windsor was knowingly complicit. 1/

[Damien Robitaille @damienrobi]

AFRICA • Toto

[ᴏʟᴜᴍɪᴅᴇ 🍂 @mideysmith]

This guy cosplays famous movie characters with cheap stuff 😂

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