Carpe Diem ✊

#USF

[Daddy Tonraq 🌊 @DaddyTonraq]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: make Korra the best avatar

Genie: you still have 3 wishes

Me: WAIT IM GAGGED ASF

Genie: Chiiiiii

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

The concept of a grandma faking her death to live her best lesbian life

[Ayatollah Kimani @Steebie_K]

they will pry this app from my cold dead hands

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Jennette McCurdy announces new book ‘Matter Fact Fuck My Granny Too’ coming this spring

[Nick @nickmc95]

Hulu was free, Spotify was free, every movie you ever wanted to watch was easy to find on streaming sites and it wasn’t nearly as sketchy. Society peaked 15 years ago

[kit 🍋 @sourkrowt]

DL wants me to bring him poppers, thigh high socks, and a cock cage and a jockstrap…

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Total Drama Island was way before its time like a reality tv cartoon is literally genius

[she gon call me xeeby boo @starxeebs]

spinel decided to turn it up on you hoes

[cecilia @hagsplaining]

i’ll never forget abc promos hyping up this line like ‘these 9 words are gonna gag you’ and then it aired and we were in fact gagged

[🤦🏾‍♂️Will (eaux) Will🤦🏾‍♂️ @WilleauxWill]

@livingthroughJ my thing is… to continue using it (knowing who introduced you to it / ie: yt ppl) is adhering to the demise of the black community as a whole. you’re not an exempt drug addict bc you’re gay & ALOT OF BLACK GAYS EXCUSE THE SH* AS A “LIFESTYLE” rather than an active decision!

[MR. JAY @JayMCFC_001]

So three white meth addicts were holding 163 kidnapped children but y'all want us to be afraid of Black people and immigrants? What?

[prom night dumpster baby🍉 @xxivxci]

This what SpongeBob was watching when Gary crawled in the living room

[des toriyama☆ @Gawddessss]

@zee_zhu_ @Itachiwill bitch was chelsea finna say Vladimir Putin😭😭😭

[em @cinncmngirl]

where were all these legends of tomorrow fans when we were trying to save the show 😒 we NEEDED U

[BugDollie @bimbbie]

my little sister just took an adhd assessment n had to call me in the middle of it for help....bc she didnt know what to do..... bc ... she skipped the directions.. bc she didnt want to read them...

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

Nigga…. They just found 163 fucking missing CHILDREN age range 2months to 17 years old in fucking Florida….

As SICK as that is… I’m just glad that found them babies. Omg

[homo la flor. @raidenmontana]

I'm sorry but you can just look at the pic and tell she was finna play in people's faces lmaoooooooo

[Kyle @klinch14]

I love that after season 1 was too serious, the writers remembered it was a time travel show and went batshit insane

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

Aye man why is this not a bigger story. These three men were involved in the missing of 163 kids in florida... wtf. Dont even put them in jail, kill them.

[hayden ¨̮ @hydn_ngn]

Why does Law look like one day he was just out with his cousins and they was flipping and… yeah they just started flipping