Orion Chuzzlewitt

Connoisseur of straight-to-VHS Disney sequels.

[Orion Chuzzlewitt @OrionChuzz]

rip william orbit u had bangers for days

[Cillian Kelly @irishpeloton]

That's Kasia Niewiadoma's first stage win in any race for more than 7 years.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Ideal relationship:

[Orion Chuzzlewitt @OrionChuzz]

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[conor @conor_brn]

Fella coming out of the shop at 7:30am with a milkshake, iced coffee and Red Bull. Which way to the Poo Olympics brother

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[t-sheezy ✨ @sheezy_t]

never read a tweet like this before in my life

[The Don of Vaughan @SteveDelDucaFan]

What Canada has:

[ρaneleiro / زامل 🍋 @meiherzel]

how it feels to accidentally press the grok button on someones post

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

Felix Magath

[Orion Chuzzlewitt @OrionChuzz]

ok

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

A consortium involving former Chelsea forward Alexandre Pato is close to reaching an agreement to buy a majority stake in Northampton Town, Sky Sports News understands 🚨

[Seth Keysor @RealMNchiefsfan]

These numbers are relevant, but need context IMO:

1) Those numbers got boosted by destroying BAL's 3rd stringers and LV's non-roster.

2) KC got worse as the year went along and struggled vs decent-to-good defenses, a red flag.

3) Mahomes helped hide some big issues.

[Sheil Kapadia @SheilKapadia]

With Patrick Mahomes on the field last season, the Chiefs performed like the 4th-best offense in the NFL, according to EPA per play.

Roughly the same performance as the Cowboys and better than teams like the 49ers, Bears, and Jaguars.

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[Daniela Gabor @DanielaGabor]

I almost miss the days when neoliberals hyperventilated about state capture.

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[🙂‍↕️ @vvdijks]

tears salah made boss calls

[zac @ModernWrighty]

Writers strike 😭😭