Jodie 💜

“I had a marvellous time ruining everything” ——-tweeting to an audience of me —— diet coke girly tweeting about books ✨

[Jodie 💜 @Orionsleftsock]

https://t.co/SV2roupJYS

[kaitlyn🛸 @fearlesskait]

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it”❤️‍🩹

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

The police in the U.K. last night were not able to keep up with the 999 calls after women were battered by their drunk boyfriends and husbands. Children too. Because England lost a football game.

You fucking weak ass fragile pieces of shit. You over emotional child men cnuts.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

It wasn't to be… but if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number:

0808 2000 247

[mo @mofromyt]

hearing rascal flatts ‘life is a highway’ again in theaters is gonna be a religious experience

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Onça-pintada é registrada ensinando filhote a nadar no Pantanal brasileiro.

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

I would sacrifice every billionaire on earth if it meant he could live forever

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

It makes me sad that he’s been ringing the alarm of climate disaster for decades and everyone is just like ‘aw what a sweet old national treasure’ and ignoring him

[Jodie 💜 @Orionsleftsock]

won the pokopia lottery and got mime jr. instead of mr.mime!!!!! skdjskwkekfn

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MISSING THE TIME WHEN I USED TO OBSESSIVELY READ BOOKS IN LESS THAN A DAY AND NOT WORRY ABOUT A SINGLE THING IN LIFE.

[Jodie 💜 @Orionsleftsock]

why do people ask to reserve items on vinted and DONT BUY IT

[tyler ☠︎︎ @kingofbrethren]

HUGE day for people that still dream about discovering narnia (me)… seeing the magic of this world on the big screen first just feels right

[phee @pheeyonce]

fuck ballerina cappuchina what y’all know about #her?

[addi @jerereau]

watching shadow and bone but skipping all of the shadow and bone scenes

[dora @loverperc]

greek mythology is so interesting why is the messenger of the gods also the god of liars bro how do you know he’s not lying about you receiving a message from a god

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Shadow and Bone (2021–2023) getting canceled early still stings. A rare fantasy series that took its world seriously, built real momentum, and was clearly mid-story.

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

me after having a breakdown realizing it was never that serious

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

so this is already simply one of the coolest things i’ve ever seen

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

“Larger and healthier dogs formed a protective perimeter around a german shepherd that was severely injured and struggling to walk” I’m going to DIE

[NHS @NHSuk]

Meningitis symptoms can develop quickly, so it’s important to act immediately if you spot them.

More info ➡️ https://t.co/FlXxJRTbqp

[lesbian satan @harleydarlings]

the vaccine is only available privately so wtf do you want us to do