Orla

'I'm just carbon and bad timing' Neil Hillborn | she/they

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

So I've started screenshotting some of the best tinder bios I've come across. Here's the first batch 1/?

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

Day 2 of weird movie coincidences. I'm watching Juno for the first time in years and the resident bad boy from a Canadian teen soap opera I've been rewatching has a random bit part in it

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

I'm watching a documentary and I was wondering what else the film maker has done and I find that she was a casting director for a film I watched at 1am on tg4 probably a decade ago that I've been trying to remember the name of for years

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

Good deed for the day done. I swapped seats with a woman in the cinema so she could sit beside her mother (and they could share nachos) rewarded with a seat that doesn't recline

[Kenzie Dubek 🇵🇸 @losing_dawg]

What do yall know about The Great. Everyone moans and groans about wanting enemies to lovers but flinches when they try to kill each other multiple times

[c h r i s @mych3micalswift]

i think about this quote often

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

@Siobhan2culture How was 6 year old me to know? And apparently subsequently me ages 7 through 28

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

I am watching shrek for the umpteenth time and I have only just realised when Shrek says ogres have layers he isn't being literal. I don't know exactly what I thought he meant before now but I always thought he meant ogres had literal layers of I dunno, skin?

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Oh

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

Okay watched the doctor who special, gavin and stacey and I'm on to call the midwife. What else do i have to catch up on?

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

I made a gluten free cake for a Christmas coffee morning in work. I showed up late to the event but had already dropped off the cake and when I walked in a woman I have spoken to once hugged me without warning for bringing anything gluten free

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

It's the time of night where the buses are packed andpassing by but a woman just stood out in the road to Force a bus to stop, then yelled at the driver and passengers that there were seats upstairs, the driver assured her there weren't but she kept yelling till the door closed

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

I have spent the last hour struggling for my life going through finance spreadsheets from before I started in my job(over 2 years ago) and she left to print something and it's been 10 minutes. I think I should be concerned but I'm liking the peace

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

If Norah Patten isnt waiting in the wings im going to lose it. We were already robbed of nathan carter #LateLateToyShow

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

Its a pity sabrina carpenter and barry are finished or he could have been making her watch a bunch of irish kids sing espresso #LateLateToyShow

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

Why are the crowd clapping so fast? #LateLateToyShow

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

A celebrity guest already? they must be front loading the show tonight #LateLateToyShow

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

The child is ringing mother ducks neck #LateLateToyShow

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

On my way home I realised I was at risk of being splash by a puddle while waiting for the lights but I was so exhausted I wasn't willing to take a single extra step on the way home so stood there and risked being splashed

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

I love seeing people's Spotify wrapped and nothing piques my interest more than when someone just posts their top artist and nothing more. What are they hiding? What embarrassing secret does Spotify know that you instragram story viewers cannot

[Orla @OrlaButler4]

Just took my headphones off and realised the quiet little annoyed noises of exasperation I have been making all morning are in fact fairly loud little annoyed noises and exasperation