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Can't wait to see @BrunoMars in Dublin in April!! 🙈💃❤👑🎶🍷

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My 1 year-old neice is making facebook stalking a real nuisance by liking a photo from January

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Enters the scene a la *NSYNC in The Simpsons

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Race week is always my biggest inspiration to get a fucking career... Yet it's my 4th consecutive year in the service industry for it 😂🔫

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@tinaob's tragically real and emotional portrayal of Sarah-Lou has brought the most gripping storyline and performance on Corrie to life

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

First person to shout "Come on, Tim!" wins an exasperated tut and eye roll
#Wimbledon

[Théx-Bömb @thexbomb]

Nothing has split a country like this since 2002. #EUreferendum

[O.M @OrlaghMartin]

Sitting here about halfway through my dinner all alone and realise I've been thinking about spongebob squarepants the whole time

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Today's weather: Hot grey

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All the First Class flashbacks in X-Men: Apocalypse caught me off-guard. That film came out 5 years ago and I'm still not okay.

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I don't why Effie tells Lorrell to stay out of it but then says "it's between you too now little sister" to Michelle. It makes no sense.

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I've spent so much of my life torn between which Take That song will be the first dance at my wedding that I've had no time to plan a career

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Procedure when freshly seated on train:
-exhale to show you hurried
-wipe imaginary crumbs off thigh
-check watch
-fold arms
-close eyes

[O.M @OrlaghMartin]

Can't not get into passionate lip-syncing when the "he slept a summer by my side" bit drops in I Dreamed A Dream. Every time.

[mot collins @heavydutywoman]

@OrlaghMartin https://t.co/KeIpHcbXZY

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Explaining myself to the new girl: "I'm not a lazy bitch by nature I'm just really hungover and tired everyday cos my lifestyle is fucked"

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When I a was little I used to play "high school" by tapping a pencil saying "mitosis is... Mitosis is..." thanks to Sabrina

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@clarachiggins "can I get your autograph for my wife? Make I out to... Alan."

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There's no better phone call to get 20 mins before your alarm clock than work asking you to come in 3 hours later than you were rostered

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@clarachiggins I've developed a circle of 3 gay men who live for plotting against all the others in Galway