orlaigh

my mam hides my nutella

[orlaigh @Orlaighoc]

@KatieLeonardO @shauntae_stay @DeanColleyFFC @AnnaLatttyyy Hahahahaha

[The Demamorgan @SlothMorgan]

It's so stupid but I'm in bits

[orlaigh @Orlaighoc]

@aebhkelly @izziesmailes @sara_cumiskey I have done this

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

If they’re going to make it illegal for women to get abortions then I sure hope they’re also putting a ban on using medications to get rid of Tapeworm. The government has no business telling its citizens which parasites they can or can’t remove from their bodies

[Up Top Culture @UpTopCulture]

her: “are you even listening to me?”

me: “yeah”

what’s really going on in my head:

[brooke coleman @b_bcolee]

“i can’t drink like i used too” - me at the raw age of 22

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Happy #NationalPretzelDay to Stanley.

[Stephen @Stephenlough95]

You can have all the work friends you want, but the real work friend who will never let you down is blue tissue paper, no matter what the problem is, the blue roll of tissue paper will have your back

[Melanin Tee @MelaninTee__]

Pregnancy scares ain’t it. One time I was in a taxi & for the whole journey I was thinking how am I going to take care of a child? & out of nowhere the taxi driver goes “yuno my mum once told me that if a girl is too quiet that means she’s pregnant” I started crying man 😭

[orlaigh @Orlaighoc]

@EmmaGavinMcGirl I hate that you made me see this

[Jonathan Hale @JonathanHale_98]

When you’re having a conversation with your work mate n a customer says “ excuse me “