Oscar Alochi

Telling Africa's story through an authentic African lens. Celebrating culture, fashion, and heritage. 🌍 | Email: [email protected]

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The power of Jeep

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@Prettygyal_Aria 13 year old looking like a 38 year old

[pretty Ari🌹🎀 @Prettygyal_Aria]

13 year old North west has come out publicly to announce shes dropping her surname and is no longer part of the kardashian/west family after her mom and dad refused to let her live her life the way she wants and just because she spent $200k on shopping with her friends her dad froze her card and she said she’s ashamed being their daughter she wished Beyonce was her mother instead she would have been classy like blue ivy

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@whos_abigaill Kaye West makes more sense, I agree with @kanyewest 100%

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@EndWokeness Say no more migration jihadist is real.

[Faith Under Pressure @DeenRatio]

"As far as sin is concerned, a murderer who prays is better in the eyes of Allah than anyone who does not pray."

[Oscar Alochi @OscarAlochi]

@Annuyadav85 @grok confirm the credibility of this video and how are gecko 🦎 being used to produce indomies?

[Annu Yadav @Annuyadav85]

😱 I can't believe my eyes! Is this really true? 😳🤯

[Oscar Alochi @OscarAlochi]

@DaveBacorn85 What's happening?

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

Lo siento, pero si tu religión permite que las mujeres sean tratadas así, tal vez sea hora de tener una conversación contigo mismo y darte cuenta de que tu religión no es una religión de amor.

¡Es pura maldad!

[Oscar Alochi @OscarAlochi]

@TruthFairy131 Welcome to the new world order.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Six months ago, the Taliban legalized sexual slavery and permanently banned girls from schools.

Why are all the human rights activists silent?

[Oscar Alochi @OscarAlochi]

@LibsHateUs Was all that force necessary when arresting black people?

[Libs Hate Us @LibsHateUs]

It's the only way to make them comply.

[Oscar Alochi @OscarAlochi]

@TonyMkenya7 Where does KCC sell their milk and milk products?
If Brookside is responsible for milk shortage in Kenya, why can't the said government ban milk export.

#MilkShortageScam

[Tony @TonyMkenya7]

Breaking : Brookside Whistleblower has revealed Kenyatta Cartel are buying milk from farmers at a higher price to export the Milk and back home our shelves are empty why are they frustrating Kenyans in the name of Fighting Ruto’s Government?
#MilkShortageScam
Ichaweri Cows

[Oscar Alochi @OscarAlochi]

@kenyasgossips Good morning @kipmurkomen,
How are you doing today, I hope you arr fine and enjoying life on a fast lane, are you aware of what's happening on the ground, what Kenyans/foreigners are going thru in the hands of the licensed goons?
Here is a sample of the normal practical exercise

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

A foreign national was robbed in broad daylight in Parklands, Nairobi.

This is now the fourth reported case of daylight robbery in the city in recent days.

Parklands has seen a string of similar incidents ,armed men on motorbikes targeting residents and visitors. The pattern is becoming hard to ignore

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@Humanrights256 Paul Biya

[Human Rights Platform @Humanrights256]

🚨UPDATE: News has it that Cameroon president Paul Biya passed away

Officials in Cameroon are in serious verbal exchange over who will replace Paul Biya before officially declaring him dead.

[Oscar Alochi @OscarAlochi]

@KenyanSays They must eat by all means 2027 is not guaranteed.

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

Kipipiri MP Wanjiku Muhia and residents intercepted a lorry loaded with logs from the Aberdare Forest, with timber trucks now switching from the Magumu route to Mawingu to avoid detection despite a court order suspending logging activities.

[Oscar Alochi @OscarAlochi]

@pippaisright The ends day are near

[🦋Simi🦋🇺🇸 @Simi28_]

🚨WOW: In Spain a family is enjoying a lovely day at the park when suddenly, an illegal migrant approaches their child's pram and delivers a hard slap to the child's head.

Be honest, how would you react if this was your child?

[Oscar Alochi @OscarAlochi]

@Umwizza12 Is this normal for real?
He should never see day light again.

[Umwiiza @Umwizza12]

Sh!t rapists deserves a fuckin bullet in their HEAD 🤮

[Oscar Alochi @OscarAlochi]

@Weyne_west Good morning @SakajaJohnson,
How is your morning and how do you feel when your foot soldiers, doing what they do best to deal with residence of Nairobi?
What bylaws guarantees such kindy of action against hawkers and other residents arrest by your foot Marshall.
You must be proud

[Karani @Weyne_west]

One of the saddest videos i have watched today. What's wrong with Nairobi kanjos? Ifikie Sakaja!!

[Oscar Alochi @OscarAlochi]

@M0SC0W0 What's your views

[@JudeanGeneral ll 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 @judeangeneral2]

@realMaalouf Listen to what the imam says about women.
Sick demented psychopathic medieval barbaric misogynist jihadists.

Deport them all.
❌🥷🕌☪️❌

[Oscar Alochi @OscarAlochi]

@realMaalouf Just a reminder, walk the talk 👇

[موسكو | 🇷🇺 MOSCOW NEWS @M0SC0W0]

كاميرات المراقبة توثق حادث مؤلم أثناء الصلاة في مسجد أودى بحياة طفل بريء وتصرف المرأة يثير علامات استفهام خطيرة حول الحقيقة التي لولا الكاميرات لبقيت مخفية.

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@realMaalouf I would like to understand the role of women in Islam and Islamic religion, whats their stand about women's right.
Do women have rights in Islam or they are views as sexual objects?

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

This is how they treat women under Islam.

I will never understand why Western leftist women vote for this.

[Oscar Alochi @OscarAlochi]

#HappyMazingiraDay

[Nairobi fashion hub @FashionNairobi]

"We owe it to ourselves and to the next generation to conserve the environment so that we can bequeath our children a sustainable world that benefits all."
~ Wangari Maathai ~

#HappyMazingiraDay #MazingiraDay

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"Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, 'What's in it for me?'"

~ Brian Tracy~
Author and Motivational Speaker

#HappyCustomerService

[Nahama Alochi - First of his name @NahamaAlochi]

Kenyans are exceptionally peculiar people. And I say this with love, concern, and several years of accumulated frustration.

A Kenyan will happily pay Netflix, Spotify, ChatGPT, and seventeen other foreign companies every month. Some of these subscriptions they haven't used since February. Money leaves their accounts quietly, and life goes on.

Now build a similar product in Kenya and ask for a subscription of KSh 500.

"Ati subscription? Every month? Kwani unaniona aje?"

You explain the value, the features, the infrastructure costs, the fact that software engineers also eat food.

"Wacha nijaribu kwanza for free."

You give them three months free.

Three months later, they want another three months because they were busy during the first three.

Then comes the payment conversation.

"Me, I don't trust Kenyan companies with my card details."

Fair enough. Security is important. But this is the same person whose card is saved on 14 websites abroad, including one that sells AI-generated pictures of cats dressed as Roman emperors.

"Sasa kama sio M-Pesa, staki."

Fine. M-Pesa it is.

Fortunately, Safaricom has a recurring payment solution called Ratiba. Unfortunately, implementing it as a practical subscription model can feel like a punishment for having entrepreneurial ambitions. The costs and complications can make you question whether you should have opened a hardware shop instead.

But suppose you survive all that. You integrate everything. The customer can now subscribe using M-Pesa.

Then you mention automatic deductions.

"ATI UNATAKA KUKATA PESA YANGU AUTOMATICALLY?"

My brother in Christ, what exactly did you think a subscription was? A monthly invitation to negotiate?

"No, just remind me and I'll pay."

So now your SaaS company needs a debt collection department to follow up on KSh 500 subscriptions.

Meanwhile, Netflix deducts KSh 1,000 at 3:47 a.m. and this same Kenyan wakes up to watch a documentary about penguins without questioning the transaction.

And then we gather at conferences, drink expensive coffee, and spend three hours discussing why Kenya isn't producing enough globally competitive technology companies.

We want Kenyan innovation, Kenyan products, Kenyan founders and Kenyan success stories.

We just don't want to pay Kenyan companies.

Especially monthly.

Hapo ndio shida iko.