Oscar Door

Just a simple bathroom door. I have a story, but no voice. #TongueInCheeck

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

I see what you did there Mikey.....felt a bit left behind the door and needed some attention?

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

Hi Mr @barrybateman I would love a signed copy of your book. I'm sure I'm in it!

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

I wonder if he will take me home with him?

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

@mveloh1 The cleaning lady asked as she buffed all evidence off me here in court. She was nice.

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

@mveloh1 I'm there. If I could, I would have been very anxious!

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

Shiver me timbers! Tomorrow is the BIG day!

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

Does anyone know how Ozzie is doing?! Is he still crying?

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

This evidence room is stuffy. I'm a little scared to open a window. Also....I can't.

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

There's no hiding behind doors at Weskoppies.

[JudgeMasiParody @judge_masipa]

And the Oscar goes to.......Weskoppies

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

So Oscar will be banging his head on a Weskoppies door for the next month....

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

No!! RT @jaymeisterrr: .@DavidDadic say a door does get charged with murder. can it also plead #insanity /mental illness etc. #oscartrial

[Bazil The Bulldog @BaziltheBulldog]

Maybe Oscar is Just Temperamental 50% temper and 50% mental.

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

A month! What the hell am I supposed to do all by myself for a month?!

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

I did NOT see that coming.

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

I felt so honoured when @judge_masipa came to greet me up close today!

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

@Beaujolais We might both be thick but I'm more holy!

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

My friends don't tell knock-knock jokes anymore. The call them bang-bang jokes. Assholes.

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

@penguinoni I'm a shy door but also a door with needs. So some of it was quite pleasant!

[Oscar Door @OscarDoor]

@lorwerner Nooo! That nice policeman took my key. I hope no-one sticks they're keys in me!