OscarKimemia

Federal Banker
For God and Country

[OscarKimemia @OscarKimemia]

Pride shouldn't enter into affairs of state.

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@ragingxngxl 😂

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@Collolitamoi Strive not to live in such neighborhoods.

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Cold!

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Kenyan Anti-Poaching Soldier stationed infront of Elephant Ivory

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@chakravartiiin @kelvin_muiru 😂

[The National Treasury @KeTreasury]

The National Treasury clarifies that Treasury Bond interest obligations of KSh 53.56B (May–June 2025) were settled in full via established cash management practices.
​✅ No arrears
✅ Zero disruptions to bondholders
✅ Full compliance with debt schedules
See ​Press Statement below👇👇 @SpokespersonGoK

[munir @bigpochu]

Watu hupenda kucomplain kila saa huboo

[Muthee Moris〽️ @Thee_CIC]

Kuna kitu inaitwa God's Grace hii ndio inatusukuma hii town buana

[OscarKimemia @OscarKimemia]

If you overlap in traffic, SHAME ON YOU!

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@britsalterego 😂😂😂

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

There is a very common land tax scam in Kenya.

And both the buyer and seller walk into it smiling.

Here is how it works.

- You agree to buy land at 10M.

But the seller and his lawyer convince you:

- Bro, let’s write 5M in the agreement.

Why?

- The seller pays less Capital Gains Tax and,

- You the buyer pays less stamp duty.

Everyone feels genius.
Everyone saves money.

Years later,

- You sell that same land for 20M.

It's time to pay capital gains tax.

KRA comes in and asks one simple question:

- What was your property cost?

You say - 10M.

KRA says:

- Show me the purchase agreement.
- Show me the stamp duty receipt.

You present them.

- They both say - 5M.

KRA smiles.

So your tax becomes:

- (20M − 5M) × 15% = 2.25M

Instead of:

- (20M − 10M) × 15% = 1.5M

You pay 750K extra.

Just like that.

So the saving you made on stamp duty comes back later as:

- Higher Capital Gains Tax

Lessons:

- Do not understate purchase price in agreements

- What you sign today becomes your tax tomorrow

- Short term savings create long term pain

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

The chief of the world's largest asset manager, Larry Fink of BlackRock, tells BBC that if the price of oil 'hits $150 a barrel it will trigger a global recession'.

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@KipsambuT 😂😂😂😂😂

[Flood @ThinkingUSD]

You get paid for understanding things better than other people

[The National Treasury @KeTreasury]

PS Dr. Chris Kiptoo @Kiptoock today officiated the launch of the inaugural CBK Working Paper Series, affirming the centrality of research and evidence based policy in driving Government reforms, mobilising investment through the National Infrastructure Fund, and deepening capital markets.

Dr Kiptoo emphasized that the initiative marks a strategic milestone in strengthening the link between research, policy, and informed decision making across the public sector, at a critical moment as Kenya advances the Fourth Medium Term Plan under Vision 2030 and as CBK marks its CBK@60 anniversary.

The PS commended the Central Bank of Kenya, @CBKKenya under Governor Dr. Kamau Thugge, alongside Deputy Governors Dr. Susan Koech and Mr. Gerald Nyaoma, for authoring the inaugural paper, “Exchange Rate Vulnerability in African Economies: Recent Experience and Lessons from Kenya.”

He noted that the Working Paper Series will enrich national policy discourse, reinforce fiscal monetary policy coordination, and elevate the quality of economic decision making.

#DataDrivenKenya, #PolicyByEvidence,#UnlockCapital,#FinaceReforms

[Dr Chris Kiptoo, CBS @DrChrisKiptoo]

As we continue to implement reforms and mobilize investments through initiatives such as the National Infrastructure Fund and the deepening of our capital markets, research and evidence-based policy remain key.

I officiated the launch of the inaugural Central Bank of Kenya Working Paper Series (CBK-WPS) at the CBK Institute of Monetary Studies in Ruaraka, Nairobi, marking a significant milestone that strengthens the link between research, policy, and informed decision-making across the public sector.

This initiative comes at a pivotal moment as we advance the implementation of the Fourth Medium Term Plan under Vision 2030, and as the CBK commemorates its CBK@60 anniversary, in line with its aspiration to become a world-class, modern central bank.

I commend the CBK under the leadership of Governor Dr. Kamau Thugge, together with Deputy Governors Dr. Susan Koech and Mr. Gerald Nyaoma, for authoring the inaugural paper titled “Exchange Rate Vulnerability in African Economies: Recent Experience and Lessons from Kenya.”

This will enrich our national policy discourse and further strengthen coordination between fiscal and monetary policy.

@CBKKenya @KeTreasury

[OscarKimemia @OscarKimemia]

@PHIAMAX Why is he leading the way? Does he know where he is going??

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

The day my old mzee bought his first car was very funny, alikuja usiku sisi tunaskia pii pii kwa gate na ni usiku around 10 hapo tunashangaa rada nani huyo na huku hatuna gari, kwenda kufungua gate tukapata ni mzae na amejam juu hatufungui gate, mathee akamuuliza na hii gari ni ya nani mzae alisema I remember those words clearly hadi wa leo "naweza kuja na gari ya wenyewe huku hii masaa" that was my mzee saying amenunua gari

[OscarKimemia @OscarKimemia]

Long day!!!!!!!!