Osiris Torres

[Osiris Torres @Osirist]

@AskCoachKev @grok put this list into a spreadsheet

[Osiris Torres @Osirist]

@dwarkesh_sp @collision @elonmusk @grok wheee can I listen to this

[Osiris Torres @Osirist]

@chamath @grok what is this about

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"The one we've been talking about for *years*, and we're trying to... I just saw Edward Norton a few weeks ago... all of us want to do it... is a second 'Rounders' movie." - Matt Damon 🎬🃏

(via @RichEisenShow)

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

Between Rizzo’s undiagnosed concussion, German’s armpit and Trevino’s injury that wasn’t an injury until he finally said it was an injury..

it’s basically become impossible to trust in anything the Yankees do or say

[Jimmy Randazzo @JimmyRandazzo]

Derek Jeter: GM

Don Mattingly: Manager
Jorge Posada: Bench Coach
Paul O’Neill: Hitting Coach
Matt Blake: Pitching Coach
Bernie Williams: First Base Coach
Luis Sojo: Third Base Coach
Mariano Rivera: Bullpen Coach

Hmmmm…..

[Osiris Torres @Osirist]

@SparkMailApp Are you aware iOS app is logging us out?

[Derek Levandowski @PinstripeDerek]

Sports Illustrated posted an article about how the Yankees could be the favorites for Ohtani. In theory, an evil empire would field this 2024 Opening Day team:

2B/SS. Volpe
1B. Rizzo
Rf. Judge
LF. Ohtani
DH. Stanton
SS/2B. Peraza
CF. Dominguez
C. Wells
3b. LeMahieu

Bench:

Trevino / Rortvedt (C)
Kiner-Falefa (OF/3B)
Cabrera (OF / IF)
Chaparro (1B/3B/DH when Stanton is out)

Rotation:

Cole
Rodon
Cortes
Ohtani
Severino (if re-signed)

[Max Goodman @MaxTGoodman]

What's wild is that Aaron Hicks was hitting .353/.450/.647 with four RBI, four runs, two doubles and a homer in his last seven games.

After years of poor production, Hicks was designated for assignment after his best stretch in recent memory.

[Osiris Torres @Osirist]

@Dynastus Brains

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Pedro telling Shohei what every baseball fan wishes they could tell him

[Osiris Torres @Osirist]

@lamchopz168 @JimmyRandazzo You think so? That pitch clock takes his whole game away.

[Tyler Todt @tyromper]

40 months ago my family cancelled:

•Netflix
•Hulu
•HBO GO
•Cable TV
•Deleted all “news” apps

We unplugged from what SOCIETY told us was important & focused ONLY on what we knew was important.

•Faith
•Fitness
•Family
•Finances
•Friendships

Here’s the results:

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

This guy is all of us watching Joey Gallo last night vs. Diaz

https://t.co/VLJh5WGbyZ

[Osiris Torres @Osirist]

@LandonTice @GmanPoker !!!!!!

[Osiris Torres @Osirist]

@lamchopz168 So that means your watching the game while you’re supposed to be working??

[Osiris Torres @Osirist]

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[Ryan McCaffrey @DMC_Ryan]

Astros fans salivating over the 100-win team getting bounced ahead of the ALCS.

Fox TV network salivating over the small-market team getting bounced out of a potential World Series appearance.

Yankees fans find themselves dry-heaving while suddenly having to root for the Astros

[Osiris Torres @Osirist]

Let’s goooooooo #yankees #postseason #wildcard