the mask goes over your nose

she/her | mentally, physically, chronically ill | queer

[the mask goes over your nose @OtherEphemera]

Long-awaited wedding playlists are here! Approx. 5 hours of swing, jazz, pop punk, protest songs, and disco. The two greatest playlists of all time. See replies.

[the mask goes over your nose @OtherEphemera]

Did you know Shakespeare refers to "aglet babies" in Taming of the Shrew? There's a guy in 1790 who made millions of dollars from inventing modern shoelaces. Sometimes aglets are made with ultrasound????

[the mask goes over your nose @OtherEphemera]

I have a theory that Everything Is Interesting if you look closely enough. Everything is more complicated than you think, even (maybe especially) the things you don't notice.

[the mask goes over your nose @OtherEphemera]

Now if you excuse me, I'm going to test this theory by looking up the history of aglets. What else should I test?

[the mask goes over your nose @OtherEphemera]

@roryf1tz @AnaMardoll @MsRebeccaChance @KaliRainH2O @splash_of_blue @buffsblg @Too_Big_To_Fail "I know that because I made her up"🤣🤣🤣

I might just be tired, but having to clarify that is so funny to me

[Capitol Q @IntergalacticQ]

White people are always like “whoa there bud, we only support violence on the systematic level”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Donald Trump’s entire life is a lesson that laws don’t mean much if nobody holds you accountable for breaking them

[Disabled Doctor @DisabledDoctor]

56% of accommodations cost nothing and, of those that cost $, the average cost is $500.

US companies can just provide accommodations and don’t NEED proof that you’re disabled.

How much do you think those wasted HR hours cost them? 🤔

[@PiaGlenn @PiaGlenn]

Gotta love this loud message that when it comes to awards shows, multiple men forcibly kissing women for years is just business as usual but one (1) slap is the end of the world

[Gabrielle 💬 @gabalexa]

they literally gave dave chappelle more specials after his transphobic tirade led to an employee walkout lol.

[Dr. Sarah Pressman @sarahpressman]

One of my students emailed the author of an awesome methods book to see if he was thinking about updating it (since it was published ~15 years ago). Had to share the epic response 😆

[Christopher Harger 🎃☃️🪷 @cmharger78]

@PinkRangerLB @jtrebach I was the 1st openly gay kid at my HS in 1995. When I asked our principal, a man I greatly respected, if we could display a portion of the @aids_memorial quilt I was denied because it would “introduce homosexuality to the school.” I said “I hate to tell you but I’m already here.”

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

Remembering that time in 8th grade when I wrote a letter to Roald Dahl telling him he was one of my favorite authors and got a really nice letter back from his publishing company informing me Roald Dahl has been dead since before I was born

[Lauren Kaori Gurley @LaurenKGurley]

“We want to thank Jeff Bezos for going to space because while he was up there we were organizing a union”

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

reality is too messed up for pranks to be funny anymore. if you do an april fools joke that tricks me for even one second, i will hate you forever.

[Alex Meshkin, GED @alexmeshkin]

Feels like many people in Gov’t and entertainment are getting COVID (because they are required to test) but the general public is somehow COVID free.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

I AM SCREAMIN

[Rowenna Miller is Probably Not Here @RowennaM]

So I usually hate April Fool's but this is golden.

[Hannah Davis @ahandvanish]

New study shows white Americans who learn about Covid's racial disparities have:

1) reduced fear about Covid
2) reduced empathy for those vulnerable to Covid
3) reduced support for Covid protections

White supremacy directly increases Covid's harms.

https://t.co/fYqY2NUjCY

[Jathan Sadowski @jathansadowski]

I love how we are now at a point—not only in capitalism but in manufacturing consent—where the news can just casually say, "This man owns 30,000 houses." Without the next sentence being, "And his existence is an indictment of society and an affront to god."