Jared

@SiliconValleyHBO I am the COO of @Piedpiper

[Jared @OtherJared]

Yes, I did sleep with Ivanka but it was to help out a friend.

No, my last name is not Kushner.

[Jared @OtherJared]

Hey Elon

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@konstructivizm Hey babe 😉

[Jared @OtherJared]

Looking for a professional lady to do a waterfall or agile WBS over Zoom. Seriously inquiries only.

[Jared @OtherJared]

Be Best Erlich

[Jared @OtherJared]

No!

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

Am I allowed to say the N word while singing along to songs alone during quarantine?

Asking for a friend

[Jared @OtherJared]

Understood

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

@InventTechCode I don’t want to see @OtherJared face with or without a mask

[Jared @OtherJared]

Will you be issuing refunds?

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

It is with great sadness that I must announce the cancellation of “Erlich Con” this weekend.

I do not have Corona virus nor is it related to the reason for cancellation. I just forgot to market the event and sell tickets.

[Jared @OtherJared]

I’m not dead

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

RIP Jared 🙏🏻

[Jared @OtherJared]

I learned how to “whip” and “nae-nae” this summer.

[Jared @OtherJared]

Only the good ones

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

Jared takes pictures of fireworks and then looks at them later

[Jared @OtherJared]

@RealErlich Tell her I said hi

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😉

[Jared @OtherJared]

Thanks Kevin Gates, I will.

[Kevin Gates @iamkevingates]

You look like your soul is drained - please go get you some rest - I love you

[Jared @OtherJared]

I hope they don’t kill Dumbo

[Jared @OtherJared]

I liked Green Book

[Jared @OtherJared]

Better on time than late as I always say.

[Jared @OtherJared]

Yes! Another software update!

[Jared @OtherJared]

I loved that Super Bowl and the half time show was even better! I hope Adam didn’t catch a cold out there with his shirt off

[Jared @OtherJared]

@captfuzzbucket @PhilzCoffee Thank you 😊

[Jared @OtherJared]

Erlich and I are contracting for an emergency bid for a large construction job in CA through TX. I can’t say much more but please send your resume to our pied piper job page. Erlich will have it up soon.