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getin’ place

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

Cooked

[Governor Jim Pillen @TeamPillen]

Nebraska is home to a strong and proud Jewish community that has contributed mightily to the good life. 🇺🇸

Today, I signed an Executive Order to combat antisemitism and protect religious liberty in Nebraska by establishing statewide reporting, prevention, and educational requirements in our academic institutions.

Simply, antisemitism is a scourge that has no place in American society.

This action is another example of Nebraska’s ongoing commitment to support the Jewish people, defend religious liberty, and stand up to antisemitism and extremism.

https://t.co/vW6o3QhKBG

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

@dieworkwear So not white?

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

Bbbbbbbbb roccoli

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

#StrokeNation

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@StatesProjectUS @NebraskaMegan

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

Whatever you got to tell yourself, dude.

[Dennis P. Crawford @DennisPCrawford]

1. Patty Pansing Brooks exceeded expectation last night as she outperformed all previous Democrats in decades. Her close loss in a special election means there is no red wave and gives Patty a good chance to win in November.

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

@duckhookpro1 I volunteer to be auctioned off tonight.. beings it's for a good cause and all. And we both know I'll bring in the $$$ #LineUpLadies

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

Do you think there is enough chemical in this water to take care of a nasty foot fungus? Asking for a friend #FloodOf18

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

I don't know about the rest of you but, I know a lot of people that go to Mexico to get away from their children.... #BabyJails

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

The people saying the club is closed for the game tonight is 10000% #fakenews, come by and have a cold one on me! #keysunderthemat

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

They wouldn't let me join the military, BC I said I identified as Batman,so your not the only ones transgender people! #BatmanBan

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

Been here for 18 hours and still going strong. I credit my endurance to the switch to Busch Lite. #Ribfest2017. #getmeouttahere

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

Hang on!!!!........ I'm trying to count! #mensdraft

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

I think sexy Rexy Baldwin could officiate better then half these clowns in the NCAA!... let's make it happen

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

@duckhookpro1 I personally went with the green speedo underneath today... I dare someone to pinch me.

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

@__Samsonite if you drink for every foul called it's actually quite enjoyable!

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

It's not cold until I'm forced to wear pants... and I never wear pants. Ever! #shortsfolife

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

I went trick-or-treating..... all I got was a gun pulled on me and the cops called. People really don't like clown costumes #HappyHalloween

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

It's OK...... I'm here.

[Pork Jones @OtherPorkJones]

@duckhookpro1 do I need to bring my healthy supply of sham-wows down there? #gullywasher