Jordan Swenson

(Heroes get remembered, but legends never die)
#makeamericagreatagain

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@BarackObama

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@xXBigSteveXx @jessebengtson1 @Chicago_History You're a piece of bread.

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@jerry_mahoney

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@JosephFordCotto

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@SenWarren

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@SenWarren

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@Bill_Gro @washingtondude1 @JMizzle32775079 @elonmusk @CBP

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@TimHannan

[C3 @C_3C_3]

As you hit the stores for your Christmas returns keep this in mind. Very rarely does someone create a perfect video. This is one.

(I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time)
https://t.co/Qh87dQBfRM

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@notcapnamerica

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@Carson74life

[HuskGuys @HuskGuys]

Wife: so do you think there is a chance Nebraska will be improved this year?

Me: yea I think with the players we have coming back and a few of the new guys, we can improve from last year

Wife: you think they are going to win every game don't you

Me: Yes.

Wife: why don't you just set realistic expectations so you don't do that thing where you go into a deep dark death spiral if you lose?

Me: I can't.

Wife: great! Can't wait.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Everyone should watch this and know - all these people are evil and belong in prison.

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@kyalbr Yes yes - this was a serious comeback - let’s listen in - 😂😂😂

[Governor Dill @TheGreenOldDill]

I love reposting this from time to time.

Yes it’s real and it’s spectacular.

Enjoy!!!

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

12 years ago today, Pete Weber gave us the greatest sports quote in history

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@SawyerSchroder @DallasSweet @MattFosterTV #targeting

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@TonyReali This packers/giants game looks like nearly every #husker game for the last 10 years....I don't want to watch, but can't turn it off at the same time

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@DemonEvilMuscle @shootermcgavin @slate_s42 Didn't Alabama barely get by Auburn??