Will Kelly

Fiction writer / one-time Google Street View star. Work in @NewOhioReview, @puertomag, @haydensferryrev, @havehadhavehad, and @Wigleaf. He/him.

[James @exhaustdata]

The Kafka museum in Prague should have one of those cutout things where you stick your face in a hole and it makes you look like a giant bug, but you’re not allowed to take a photo unless you filled out the paperwork at the beginning of the tour, which they don’t tell you

[Will Kelly @OtherWillKelly]

It's always the people you most expect.

[POLITICO @politico]

A woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her.

“I just want the truth out there. I just want people to have a whole scope of who he is as a person," she said of the Maine Dem, who has faced a string of scandals over past offensive online comments and accusations of mistreating women.

Platner responded: "These allegations are troubling, serious, and false. Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue."
https://t.co/oKOjrFYlx2

[wint @dril]

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

[Will Kelly @OtherWillKelly]

Pulitzer worthy photo.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

putting my woke grandparents in an old folx home

[Eric Koch @EricDKoch]

Is he about to be forced to resign as the prime minister of the UK?

[Will Kelly @OtherWillKelly]

I feel bad for Joseph though.

[jared :) @parkrangerfan]

kinda how everything feels now

[Will Kelly @OtherWillKelly]

@Dominos_UK

[Will Kelly @OtherWillKelly]

Is she a Dimes Square type or something?

[Jaimie @mountainwesttax]

Kelley Dennison, a 27-year-old Larimer County massage therapist, won the Republican primary to represent Colorado’s 2nd Congressional District

[Will Kelly @OtherWillKelly]

I thought it was going to be an ad for Mister Squishy.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."

As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.

[Conor Williams @sadfilmcritic]

At Union Sq station, someone graffitied the station sign to say “Union Squarepants,” but then realized it was a memorial wall and wrote “I’m sorry, I will never forget.”

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

trump l'oeil

[Will Kelly @OtherWillKelly]

@carriecourogen Thank you for your service.

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[Will Kelly @OtherWillKelly]

Me reading this article:

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

Five indie filmmakers on the day jobs they’ve worked to pay the bills, sacrifices they’ve made to pursue their labors of love, and a devolving industry that feels more unsustainable every day. https://t.co/F0BwJBrZIO

[Lauren Oyler @laurenoyler]

“Sátán for short”

[Will Kelly @OtherWillKelly]

It's funny that the headline makes this sound like something a millennial would have published on a site like Upworthy or Bustle in 2015.

[Kitchen Marm @quachelsey]

Boomer is upset she moved to be closer to her children/grandchildren who are in the middle of living their lives raising children. Doesn't offer to help with any of the day to day, ie become integrated and part of their lives, and is dissatisfied when they're busy and don't have time to entertain her lol

[Will Kelly @OtherWillKelly]

If you say the words “Taylor Lorenz” in front of a mirror three times, she’ll promptly reply to your tweet and then block you.

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

He would not fucking say that