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@GrumpyAgencyGuy Hamilton, Sinn, Seiko, Mido

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@from_hackney those ribs will be perfectly tenderised

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@CleansedTweets The only thing on here that surprises me is that you found Penang lacking in food options

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*incompetent of course

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This is exactly the thinking that caused the race riots in Indonesia in 1998. The country's problem couldn't possibly have been the corrupt incompetient government, or the wider Asian financial crisis. No, it was the Chinese had made themselves too successful of course.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

A second or third-generation migrant from Africa explains why Chinese businesses are targeted by looters:

“The Chinese living in France have become too wealthy. It's unfair”

[Mother Fupper @fryuppolice]

Gran shandy

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@peterboghossian As Mr Samuel L Jackson so eloquently said in Jackie Brown "AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes"

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@jeremyjudkins_ you scruffy twat

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@jayr1972 All we did at school on the BBC Micro was play Elite, nobody knew what else to do with it

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All those football 'Ultras' that have been looking for an excuse for a row for years, time to unite chaps

[Marina Medvin 🇺🇸 @MarinaMedvin]

Watching Italian men show the free Palestine theives who’s boss is my new favorite pastime on this app.

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@RRPegasus @TedWelford this is such a British mindset isn't? I've been guilty of it myself at times, clean up before the person you are paying to clean up arrives so you don't look like such a dirty bugger 🤣

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Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, weak men create hard times.

I think we all can see where in that cycle we currently are

[Tousi TV @TousiTVOfficial]

🇫🇷 BREAKING: Emmanuel Macron has blamed the riots in France on President Trump

In latest address on French TV, Macron claimed the rioters are protesting because of the high oil prices caused by Trump's war in Iran.

He refused to take responsibility for pushing mass migration.

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@BeardedBrownMa1 Cod, fish for people that don’t like fish

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What is it about becoming president of the USA that makes a man lose his faculties??

[News to Remember @allchronology]

My dudes. This stale crusty piece of mental impairment had secret service chasing after him because he missed the entrance to the car and just kept on going. They all spring into action realizing the idiot went for a dementia walk. 🤦 😂🤦Jesus H.

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@e_cdalton is he trying to force his hand in autoamputation with the strap on that watch?!

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@GlobalWatchClub The alligator it used to come with before they went all sustainable

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@nigelwnw Afraid so…..

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After 7 inglorious years, more wankers wanking than you can imagine, more morning cleavage than an IG models OnlyFans account, the Watch Wanker has officially retired

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@Deathisreal99 We had a few along the way!

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@Quattro091275 @NickAnt12345 @RichBernard I’ll tell ya now I don’t need to protect sources haha meir1401

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