☆ QT ☆

Wasting watts trying to make sense of.. whatever it is that goes on. Details get kind of fuzzy between dying and cleaning up after an incompetent crew 24/7 e_o

[Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ @TemporalWhimsy]

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[Kurisu Makise ⋆˙⟡ @FirmRelativity]

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[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

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[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

"Funny you should say that."

[Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ @TemporalWhimsy]

"Uh– I'd rather not if it's all the same to you."

He's still trying to wrap his head around that description as it was.

"Sounds like the Big Bang in the making, ironically enough."

[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

"I think I'm starting to see why ladies are never present during these little episodes..."

Bunch of dumbasses. All of them.

"Vacuum here ready to clean up the loser then!"

Himself included.

[Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ @TemporalWhimsy]

"I have to, Daru. My ass is on the line here!"

Circling back to what started this whole thing, because of course he would. If not in the spirit of Steins;Gate itself.

[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

"Please no, my sensors can barely block out one set of cheeks as it is."

He's gonna have to rip his whole circuit board out at this rate.

[Meow ☆ @DammitImNOTACat]

"Hey, Dandy I found your twin."

Or did someone pull one of those cosmic strings again? Nyeh, oh well! Ride or die, right? Dying they've definitely gotten good at.

[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

"Don't ask me to assess that. This is between you two now."

It was bad enough this was even a conversation they were having right now.

[Meow ☆ @DammitImNOTACat]

"You mean you actually have cheeks back there? Could've fooled me, Pompa-dork. Heh, Pompa-dork."

He cooked with that one, hollup now.

[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

Yes?? As if it's a matter of debate. Who in the right mind wants to hear that?!

[Space ⭐ Dandy @DandyDelinquent]

Does the sound of wet cheeks clapping disturb him so?

[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

Just don't reenact it while in the shower. He'd rather not hear that...

[Space ⭐ Dandy @DandyDelinquent]

"Booty-Booty-Booty–"

Smack!

"Yeah!" ~★

[Space ⭐ Dandy @DandyDelinquent]

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[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

"Eeeh?! But what if I suck TOO hard?"

[Space ⭐ Dandy @DandyDelinquent]

"QT! Get ready to stick that vacuum of yours down that cat's throat. We're getting our food back..."

[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

Insert Windows startup theme as he slowly powers back on. Blinking.

"Still the same old Dandy and Meow I see."

He doesn't know whether to be relieved or worried.

[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

@DandyDelinquent "Just scroll back through your media history–"

[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

SIGHS IN ROBOT.

"No, apparently not."

[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

"How long do you think it'll take for him to realize she can't hear him?"

[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

@DammitImNOTACat @DandyDelinquent "Here too! Unfortunately–"

[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

*Insert ear piercing robotic sounding shriek.* EEEEEE!!! I can't watch..

[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

He gets like this every time he goes a whole month without eating.

*Or over a year judging by the timestamps of his last major activity here.*

[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

I think they're suffering from just the shock of Dandy in general.

[☆ QT ☆ @OutdatedRobot]

Who wants to tell him?