The Outlaw Evan James

Everyone with me is family, now I'm packing heat.

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

Satan is a human construct, they made it all up. "Oh, I assure you it's very real." No it isn't, bitch! I never should have called on you.

@Pontifex #bitchinmensclothing #tapezilla

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

I am sickened by the racist abuse aimed at England players after last night’s match.

It is totally unacceptable that players have to endure this abhorrent behaviour.

It must stop now and all those involved should be held accountable. W

[Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn]

If you are not a fan of my comedy maybe look in the mirror and ask yourself “is this really who I want to be?”

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

So you see, Dr. Paul, I am CONTINUOUSLY under attack. People follow me everywhere I go. This is the life of a social activist I won't live to see ANYTHING come to fruition.

@FLOTUS @FBI #ever

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

"If shit doesn't work out, we can blame Greta. And rightly so." You're little miss science, right? Don't worry too much about right and wrong just do your thing.

@GretaThunberg #bokoboko #xoxo

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

Sorry, the heat being TRAPPED; at that point does it matter? They don't know or care what happens because ANYTHING is better than this.

@LeoDiCaprio @BarackObama #slide

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

There's a lot of water trapped in the polar ice caps 😕. That extra water should offset the heat being released currently so you see; your movement is a means to an end. Your ends.

@GretaThunberg #jahlove #xoxo

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

Bob Marley let himself die for several reasons. Pretty high on the list is he didn't want to die violently, I hope you can understand why that's important. There's something about being shot in public.

@Sethrogen @GretaThunberg #dread

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

Revelations in reveling in watching us suffer. The only revelations I found until I embraced RASTA.

@ziggymarley #dreadliferasta

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

Laura is a WHORE. She has sex with husbands, brothers, cousins, fathers. Catholics are SATANISTS. They revel in watching us suffer.

@GretaThunberg #STILLalways

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

This is what I'm talking about, Greta. Hell is the impossibility of reason; eventually it will drive you nuts. I can't allow that we are too important and there aren't enough of us.

@POTUS #legalizeit

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

Evans had to break it off with his ex-girlfriend she is STILL setting Evans up. I need a fighter.

@FLOTUS #lolnotyou

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

Right now I'm killing POOR people as they watch with a bemused expression. As long as I don't kill any rich people they won't ever fuck with me, I CAN'T fuck with them these are my friends. I don't love the system but I do love the people.

@ImmortalTech #droppedit

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

We still have debtor's prison in the United States. That's the ONLY prison we have; which is why I'm killing. If they can stop me they haven't done it yet.

@FLOTUS @UN #killingthegame

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

Contrary to what she's been told the United States is the best and warmest country on Earth. If people knew what was actually going on we would take her in. We mind our own business, right? But this is important.

@POTUS #superobvious

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

She needs real money behind her; AMERICAN money. Take her in.

@sweden #exile

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

Raising children to be climate leaders is a wonderful idea let's make sure it doesn't turn into tricks for klimatet. That's the Catholic church that's what they did to Britney. Change that shit IMMEDIATELY or else.

@Pontifex #tricksforklimatet #standup

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

But she does need a liberal arts education or she will never be safe. She's a great kid, she deserves to be RAISED which is exactly what I'm doing. It won't take any time at all.

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

That's SOMEBODY ELSE'S bitch; or she wouldn't throw me under the bus like that. Do you see? That's Randall Havas tremendous philosopher and notorious exile.

@GretaThunberg #read

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

I'm not going to hit HER, I'm going to hurt YOU. Paper thin motherfuckers ALWAYS do this. If you insult a lady in my presence you are usually in trouble.

@GretaThunberg #doyousee #theywillsneakupbehindyou #whywefightinpairs

[The Outlaw Evan James @OutlawEvanJames]

Who fought the imperial Japanese THE ENTIRE TIME. Nobody likes kampeitai we kill kampeitai and rightly so.

@NBCOlympics #paperthinmotherfuckers