Out of Context D&D

We're all about your out of context roleplaying quotes. We have a tumblr as well.

[They Might Be Goblins @theramblerouser]

@OutofContextDND #pathfinder

Player 1: "I'm a dwarf, we don't squeeze"

Player 2: "I sense a Winnie the pooh situation coming on"

[Allie Mackenzie @libraryinmyhead]

@OutofContextDND “I’ve stopped casting light on my hammer; it’s now on my baguette.”

[Big Bored @apathetk]

"Do what you want! Whenever I decide, I taze children."
@OutofContextDND

[ΘΔ The Ever-Enigmatic Paprika Blues @ChalkboardSea]

"Roll to punch the clown" @OutofContextDND

[Enrique @Direwolf82]

“Never seen a cock in greater need of blocking”
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[Enrique @Direwolf82]

“I showed you my tentacles, please respond!”
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[Enrique @Direwolf82]

“Welcome to Malkazar the Mad’s Magic Mouth Men’s Chorus!”
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[Eli BS @HalcyonTraveler]

@OutofContextDND
GM: You see an individual that looks like a hunchbacked gnome.
The Witch and Oracle at the same time: The Hunchback of GNOME-tre dame!

[🌻🐝Kitten Mama🐝🌻 @BumbleTus]

@OutofContextDND "It sounds like you're being followed by half a horse"

[Simon Shepherd @ScribingShep]

"Can I apply sneak attack damage to my artillery fire?"
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[They Might Be Goblins @theramblerouser]

@OutofContextDND #Pathfinder
Fighter: I kill lots of people, some of them are bound to be fathers.

Wizard: I hate that you're not wrong.

[🌻🐝Kitten Mama🐝🌻 @BumbleTus]

.@OutofContextDND "If you need healing go touch the disco leopard before it fades away."

[besho... 😳 @kylarvince]

@OutofContextDND "You feel like fruit. You don't know what fruit is, but you feel it."

[TLNomad @NomadTl]

@OutofContextDND
"I get up and walk away, because someone has to be available to bail you out of jail in the morning."

[Birdy @kyanve]

@OutofContextDND “THE RAT IS HUGGED AS A STANDARD ACTION!”

[Enrique @Direwolf82]

If you could contribute to murdering the Pope, that would be nice.
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[Runesmith @the_runesmith]

"Did you just ask a bridge golem to lick a 4th dimensional object?" @OutofContextDND #Tesseract #ArcaneArcade

[Simon Shepherd @ScribingShep]

"I look intimidating with my inflatable gargoyle."
@OutofContextDND #fengshui

[Simon Shepherd @ScribingShep]

"In nature, the jaguar is the ultimate sniper."
@OutofContextDND #FengShui

[☕Chaotic Me @tex_083]

"And thus dies Bro-Wolf Derek, fan of Raine's Teen Wolf fanfiction." @OutofContextDND #dndinspace #dnd5e