OverheardAtSFO

You should hear some of the shit people say while traveling.

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@sixfootfiveguy You’re everything.

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Do you, though?

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@Corkcicle @swiglife1 It’s not an issue. It’s a garbage product. If you can’t use adhesive that removes cleanly I will gladly buy from your competitor. There’s no reason to pay for your product when it is RUINED by the packaging.

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Really, @Corkcicle? I order this online and this label is NEVER coming off. #BackToSwig @swiglife1

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The convection oven game at @Starbucks is so strong that my egg bites will remove all taste buds until exactly 3.5 seconds before they’re stone cold. That convection oven is a bad ass bitch.

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@nightwatch8000 @AlaskaAir @VirginAmerica And that’s absolutely fine to feel that way. But complaining about them in front of passengers only makes the chatterbox look bad.

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Just for the record, if I were a flight attendant for @AlaskaAir I would not audibly complain about @virginamerica. The passengers you inherited aren’t thrilled to be flying with you either. And negative comments about an awesome boutique airline destroyed are not helpful.

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@LisaMcEttrick Gorl. This lady gives Lisas a bad name. This wasn’t hunger girl. This was full on juice rage.

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Lisa at Gate N4 for Flight 36 from #SEA to #MSP

Super rude. She should take a mental health day and come back when she’s feeling friendly.

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It really is obvious to those of us who travel who the @VirginAmerica flight attendants are and who the @alaskaairlines flight attendants are. The #AlaskaAirlines inflight crew are so bothered by very small requests. They could learn something from their #VirginAmerica peers.

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@AlaskaAir

[Emily Dreyfuss @EmilyDreyfuss]

Schooled by toddler

3yo: Why can't babies cry inside their mommies tummies?
Me: Cuz babies can't make sounds until they are born
3yo: Why?
Me: (trying to rush out the door) I don't know
3yo: Why don't you know?
Me: Cuz I'm not a scientist
3yo: You're a journalist. You could ask

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The @AlaskaAir lounge at #SeaTac is more like a soup kitchen than a premium lounge. I cannot believe how much I pay annually to literally feel like I’m among the crack heads at #LaGuardia. What a shitty experience.

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@ilovepie84 @realDonaldTrump

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@LisaMcEttrick #MoonMoon

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Who’s that girl (@dads_piglet)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah

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@AlaskaAir So now I've tried that data 5x and it's not working. Can you just deposit the funds into my wallet already? Such a fucking runaround just to redeem something you should have handed me in usable form.

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Riddle me this @AlaskaAir
You award me $600 in travel credit for graciously offering to take another airline much later. But the certificate code is bogus and I’m not getting the voucher value. What gives?

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@AlaskaAir Sent.

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@AlaskaAir Sent.

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@AlaskaAir Then why did your agent say it was instant? And why is literally every employee at Alaska incapable of having the same information?