Overheard @ PBA

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"me tripping on my low expectations like"

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“I might have to take a semester off”

“Why?”

“Because I don’t want to be here”

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"me tripping on my low expectations like"

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freshman: “Einstein’s coffee is literally so good!”

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"I don't want to be his girlfriend but I don't want anyone else to be his girlfriend... how can I tell him that without sounding crazy?"

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guy: "they're serving rum raisin ice cream in the caf!"

girl: "I thought this was a dry campus?"

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“you should throw a banger on that boat”

“I don’t throw bangers”

“why?”

“because I go to pba”

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"when you start agreeing with the adults in movies you know your childhood is over"

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“are you spark-noting the Bible?”

- overheard in Chick-fil-A

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“so what I’m hearing is you’re a freshman with romantic problems”

“aren’t we all”

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"I guess you could call it 'evandalism'"

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"you know it's a Christian college when the graffiti is bible verses"

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@TheGhostOSammyG

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“No ghost here, just the Holy Ghost”

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“No ghost here, just the Holy Ghost”

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two dudes talking in the library:

“bro, if a male cheats on his girlfriend then he has a mistress. but what’s the female version of that? a mister?”

“no it’s just sexist”

“oh okay, cool bro"

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*in health and wellness chapel*

"I thought this was gonna be about sex"

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"yeah, they met on a workship opportunity and hooked up"

*pregnant pause*

"wait hold on not like that"

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“We are three months past '‘tis the season to be jolly.' Now it’s '‘tis the season to be panicked.'”

- a professor

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no one:

pba: FReE enTerPriSE DAy!

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