Heard @ the Hospital

Dedicated to the funny, shocking, & absurd things healthcare workers hear at their jobs. Not just hospitals, but pharmacies, MD offices, labs, therapy, etc.

[Heard @ the Hospital @Overheard_in_HC]

"I'm allergic to tap water." 😏

[Heard @ the Hospital @Overheard_in_HC]

saw a man in his 50's using a selfie stick while a phlebotomist was drawing his blood.

[Heard @ the Hospital @Overheard_in_HC]

Pt: "Generic meds don't work for me. I must have brand name."
Me: "Its amazing how your body has a manufacturer preference for molecules"

[Heard @ the Hospital @Overheard_in_HC]

"I called and talked to one of your coworkers, I think it was the black one, or maybe the Oriental, or the African lady. Yeah the African."