Overheard at SOT

Dumbass things said by some dramatic ass theatre humans. DMs are open for submissions.

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“Lemme move my bang out of the way and read this email again”

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“As soon as I started calling myself a lesbian, men started dapping me up”

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"My blanket won't blanket cuz there's so much cum on it"

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“The mint juleps make me throw my ass in a circle”

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"“D and P do not believe in abstinence.”

“I told you I didn’t want to hear anything about last night.” - J** S*****

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“One sentence horror story: Shakespeare in Love, directed by Judy Braha, in the Booth. Are you shitting me?!”

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“I’ve never met a person that didn’t know me.”

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“My ass is low key numb right now.”

“I mean, yeah, okay.”

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“It’s like a quinceanera but for a rat.”

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“5s are sexy. 5s have dumptruck asses.”

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“I don’t want to talk about how much I’ve had to drink tonight.”

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“I’m a little nervous to go on a film set on this full moon.”

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“This particular Mothman is not as thicc as my boyfriend Mothman, but…”

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"It's not cannibalism, it's recycling."

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“I don’t want to have tentacles and I don’t want to be telepathic, but it would be fun to molt.”

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*while enjoying a Ring Pop*

“I graduated college today and this is the highlight of my day.”

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“You should start talking shit about me in that group chat to see if anybody joins in.”

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“On Halloween I was a clown for God.”

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"You wanna run an economy, honey, you call Kris Jenner.”

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“That’s not menacing, that’s a tasteful shimmy!”