Overheard at work

My office is weird. Things overheard at work.

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Everything is turtle sex.

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Ugh I hate big words!

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I'm just gonna shut up… blame it on my meds.

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B:You can't just touch it and walk away?
S:Why?
B:Cuz that's like blue-balling my hair

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I'm looking for different herbs to smoke

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I promise I won't fall in love with you, you're not that great.

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He asked me if I had ever been a foot slave

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I'ma go throw up… all over this yeasty thing…

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JUST TOUCH IT!!!!!!

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I just blew a booger on myself...

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I think people who eat at McDonald's are skinny

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B:You don't know what bi-curious is?
S: Noo.... like I'm curious x2?

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Can I just eat salt!?

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OMG! Is that for a cat!?
No, it's for people!

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If you're walking there.. don't fall

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It'll just be DRENCHED in sarcasm...

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She's friends with my friend… well she's not actually my friend

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Why is this guy tickling Rob Ford?

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I cut my brother's hair… it's like I'm cutting girls hair

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I'm gonna get a semi truck… seems like a smart move.. no trailer, just the truck