OwenPaddy

Father. Radio Presenter. Gym Enthusiast. One time I had tweet starred AND retweeted. All views expressed are my own.

[OwenPaddy @OwenPaddy]

@BoltonFM @GAUNTCP how was that last brew I made you? #askcal #questionofthenight

[Dorkly @dorkly]

Batman's Guide To Being The World's Greatest Detective, by @AndyKluthe and @PubeGoldberg - http://t.co/ZSjBVsVMrM

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

"I'm going to Woolworths, does anyone want anything; a Marathon or Opal Fruits?"

"Keith, we know you're not a time traveller from the 90s."

[VICE News @VICENews]

"Every day there is suspicion of sorcery. Women are tortured and killed perhaps two to three times a month." http://t.co/5xM3KwK9WO

[EazyEggUK @EazyeggUK]

Follow or RT to #win 2 of everything! Bread, pasta, coconut oil & bagels!! Winner announced when we reach 14K follows

[OwenPaddy @OwenPaddy]

Questioning possible plot holes while watching Curious George with daughter. She just likes the monkey.

[Gym Things @GymThings]

Retweet if you’d leave this gym…

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[me narrating a documentary about seahorses]
How would you get a saddle on one of those fellas?

[OwenPaddy @OwenPaddy]

Scribbled my bank details on a box of cake mix while on the phone and feeding my daughter, so I think I'm getting the hang of parenthood.

[Hannah Murrell @HanzyyMx]

Had the best weekend with these beauts @livgoodwin @tan1a90 @marcus_rodgers1 @OwenPaddy #missyoualready

[LUNAR C (Onepunchwilly on IG) @LunarCFT]

Dj Khaled is the best.. at saying he's the best. I dunno what else he does tbh

[probably not a whale @Midnightwhale__]

"OPEN THE DOOR IT'S THE POLICE"
who is it?
"POLICE"
what is a police
*cops start whispering*
"how does he not know what a police is"

[OwenPaddy @OwenPaddy]

Your mobile phone is crucial to maintain weight and avoid eye contact with presumably weird people you don't know.

http://t.co/3wj7NP3IRK

[OwenPaddy @OwenPaddy]

Thoughts on self esteem in a digital era. The hunt for likes.

http://t.co/1RVrcgK2Er

[OwenPaddy @OwenPaddy]

@KrytenRD looks like you've just reminded him about the lack of jet-powered rocket pants.

[Betfair Poker @Betfairpoker]

Friday. A wolf howls. A frog whinnies. A weary marmoset hurls his kazoo at an indifferent cosmos and screams “WHY?” Also, your bus is late.

[Miriam Elder @MiriamElder]

.@ellievhall dug into the chilling online world of the women of ISIS and this is what she found: http://t.co/cySiKjFFTn

[Karmavore64 @awordforaword]

Standing in front of an open fridge like a penniless art gallery visitor.

[LDNM @LDN_Muscle]

#STUDENTS!

Read & share the below articles #PleaseAndThankYou 😁😘

Fresher's Week: http://t.co/mYDWh1f1f3

Budgeting: http://t.co/sMatosiJFc

[OwenPaddy @OwenPaddy]

Why do I harbour such resentment toward 'Water Levels' in games?