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She/Her.
I like hooters, both kinds.
Cosplayer, Wastelander, Snake mom AF.

[⛧ apothecarie ⛧ @ Home @_apothecarie]

When hot girls call me daddy

[Burrito Baron @Roflos]

Bianca: I want hot wings!
Me: But it's so late and I can't have any...
Bianca: That's okay I'll give you a smooch after I finish them, it'll be like a chicken wing la croix.
Me: D:

[⛧ apothecarie ⛧ @ Home @_apothecarie]

This faire look fucking ATE 🤤🤌

That is all

[birb @OwlDepot]

@KindofMalicious A point.

[birb @OwlDepot]

Forget Friday. IT'S FRI-GAY~

[birb @OwlDepot]

@chachamyeon Who do I need to fight?!

[birb @OwlDepot]

@VOverN8 Cats are in the middle of my house and I don't know what to do with the house.

[birb @OwlDepot]

The Kirkland Escaflowne 😂 @_apothecarie

[⛧ apothecarie ⛧ @ Home @_apothecarie]

Our plur :

Penis
Labia
Uranus
Rimjob

@OwlDepot

[birb @OwlDepot]

👀 @Roflos

[⛧ apothecarie ⛧ @ Home @_apothecarie]

IMAGINE BEING TAKEN BY PINHEAD IN CARGO SHORTS.

[birb @OwlDepot]

@_apothecarie Yup looks about right

[birb @OwlDepot]

@eTron000 @_apothecarie @Roflos Hell yeah muthafucja

[birb @OwlDepot]

@Roflos he finally got it

[birb @OwlDepot]

Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes, How do you measure, measure a hoe?

[Burrito Baron @Roflos]

This is a cutie patootie check point. Lock n Loaf.

[birb @OwlDepot]

@Roflos backdoor hugging, the best kind of snugging.

[birb @OwlDepot]

Watching Midnight Mass, EPISODE 6. AND OSHIT ITS GETTIN GOOD

[birb @OwlDepot]

Ryan is a Juno stan #BEASTARS

[birb @OwlDepot]

@Chiara_Scuro Kinda gives me JOJO vibes too??

[birb @OwlDepot]

Ok. The snake security guard is pretty dope. Those eye patterns 😍