Oliver

[Oliver @Owliman]

My nose is sometimes inflatable when I sing.

[Oliver @Owliman]

Having to eat eggs when you don't want to is terrifying.

[Oliver @Owliman]

...have you heard of three hundred thousand?

[Oliver @Owliman]

Nick Foles was bad at playing football, so we went back to the old trubisky. We're taking a rest from the true trubisky.

[Oliver @Owliman]

I voted for Abraham Lincoln... because he's the greatest 🤷‍♀️

[Oliver @Owliman]

Can't find my All Saints Day pants...

[Oliver @Owliman]

"I don't like hosagna!"

[Oliver @Owliman]

I think R2D2 has coronavirus.

[Oliver @Owliman]

I drew a picture of a rainbow with an ark going through it! #artistinstudio

[Oliver @Owliman]

@misstummy @mschuermann I SEE HIM!

[Oliver @Owliman]

COME ON! You don't want the potty to get loose! When the potty gets loose, it kills bees... Remember when the potty got loose after church...?

[Oliver @Owliman]

Why do cows like @IssuesEtc?!
That's funny!

[Oliver @Owliman]

Could we pleeeeaase have lunch, it's almost 10...
#earlyshift

[Oliver @Owliman]

Corona-oil is good for you.

[Oliver @Owliman]

<getting tucked in>
*whispers*
Does angels scream while Satan covers his ears and dies?
#eschatoliver

[Oliver @Owliman]

If your friend gets Canolavirus do you need to get a new friend?

[Oliver @Owliman]

Does your mom have Granolavirus?!

[Oliver @Owliman]

I need some grass seed.
Right now.

[Oliver @Owliman]

(2 months later)
We still have 3 suckers from the Dr., right?
#mathisforsuckers

[BreakingDad @BreakingDadx2]

Dr.(to father): Your son should lose some weight.

Also Dr.(to son): Let's see... you're four? How about four suckers!

🙄

[Oliver @Owliman]

*Watching 007 commercial*

"It's the Princess Bride!"