Sorsby SZN🌵

NBA Expert// NFL Expert// Rap Expert// Mavs Fan// Titans Fan// I fb// 5’3, 280 lbs, unemployed// Wreck em 👆

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“How’d you know I was a Longhorns fan??”

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@CodyC64 @CarsonSCampbell Yo Cody my man we gotta go get drinks again sometime 🤪 last time you, me, and Mahomes linked up was a MOVIE!! 🔥🔥

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Wow 13 views thanks Pelon

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Wow just hit 1.1K thank you so much X!! #TexasTech fans really run this app!

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@_MaroonKoolAid Cook them!

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@itspilly She don’t date f*t guys

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Weats?

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Nah honestly this had to be the funniest NBA season yet 😭😭

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What’s this now?

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Highest Active Combined NFL Earnings by College, via @spotrac💰

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Haven’t had a banger in a minute

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Casuals don’t understand that Texas Tech doesn’t even need to throw the ball

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Casuals don’t understand that Texas Tech doesn’t even need to throw the ball

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Yeah ring us now 🤤

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Didn’t know Texas fans lived in New York

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Just a couple of bros making out halfway up a light pole celebrating the Knicks win

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It’s obvious who runs Texas now

[J.D. PicKell @jdpickell]

Here’s what I got for the next 3

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@RichieBradz36 Agreed

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@itspilly @AWigginsEnjoyer Chilly

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@ShaisDurag Give me that chain Pones

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BREAKING: Iowa (Louis.) 2027 safety Kaston Lewis (@Kastonlewis18_) has committed to #TexasTech!

A 4-star prospect, Lewis is the No. 1 safety in the state of Louisiana, per @Rivals 🌵🔴

https://t.co/FmFrKbS8jm

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Casuals don’t understand that Texas Tech doesn’t even need to throw the ball

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@tl23soldier This photo is fire lol

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Yeah ring us now 🤤

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Star Quarterbacks who beat their girlfriends then tampered with a witness: TCU

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TCU vs. Texas Tech football comparison:

All-Time Wins: TCU
All-Time Win %: TCU
Bowl game wins: TCU
CFP Wins: TCU
CFP Points Scored: TCU (more than zero)
10-Win Seasons: TCU
National Championships: TCU
Conference Championships: TCU
All-Americans: TCU

Delusion after 1 Year: Tech

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College football fans having to watch Sorsby destroy their favorite team