JOURNALIST : Yogi Adityanath wakes up at 4 AM
AKHILESH : I wake up at 3:30 AM
JOURNALIST : What you do after waking up so early?
AKHILESH : What does Yogi do after waking up so early? 😂😂
Flashback, when birthday boy Akhilesh Yadav destroyed Godi media hilariously 🗿🔥
A few days back, Shri Nitin Gadkari openly challenged saying, “*Show me one vehicle anywhere in the world which had problems because of E20 petrol.*”
Today, the Central Government told the Supreme Court that “*Ethanol mixing is an experiment—results will come by next year.*”
*An experiment on 3.6 crore Indians.*
Let that sink in.
While the Minister challenges the world, the Government admits in court that they don’t even know the outcome. Meanwhile, on our roads:
•Mileage is plummeting—hard-earned money is burning faster than fuel.
•Engines are getting bust—repair bills are crushing common families.
•9 out of 10 vehicles in India are not compatible with E20. That’s 3.6 crore vehicles.
This policy was rolled out without consensus, without public consultation and without remorse. You cannot call a national fuel shift an “experiment” after forcing it down our tanks. You cannot challenge citizens to prove damage when your own data is still pending.
Common people are not guinea pigs. Our roads are not test tracks.
Our pockets are not your trial budgets.
Roll back E20. First, prove. Then, deploy.
Indian opposition MP Mahua Moitra says "goons" sent by the ruling Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) attacked her party office in West Bengal.
Moitra says she was injured when the crowd threw stones and eggs at her. The BJP has denied involvement.
Hello @nytimes@guardian@lemondefr@BBCWorld@AJEnglish@FT please watch how police in Indian state of Bengal watch complicit as PM Modi’s ruling BJP goons in a lynch mob attack an Opposition MP’s premises & keep her confined for 4 hours.
Union Education Minister Dharmendra Pradhan @dpradhanbjp ji asked his PA to make a video of him listening to PM Narendra Modi's Mann Ki Baat while traveling in his car and share it with the Godi media. Hope GenZ forgives him and stops defaming him by running hashtags like #DharmendraPradhanmustresign
Modi is visiting to Seychelles.
He will be there for 3 days to celebrate their National Day.
Now you know what’s the funniest thing here ?
Seychelles is the least populated African country which has a population of only 1 lakh.
and Bud is going on a 3 day trip from taxpayers money to a country which has only 1 lakh people 😭😭
Bud was literally asking us to avoid travelling to abroad for vacations a few days back.
What did we do to deserve this ??
@sardesairajdeep Similarly, a Death Certificate is issued to show one's attendance at one's own death.
And Birth Certificate is proof of being biological.
Saturday night humour:
Recent Announcement:
Marriage Certificate is Not A Proof That You Are Married.
It’s Just a Document To Show That You Had Attended Your Marriage Ceremony.
😁😁
IMPORTANT: West Bengal is reportedly dropping eggs from school mid-day meals and handing over a vegetarian-only meal contract to ISKCON. Meanwhile, states like Karnataka and Tamil Nadu are expanding nutrition for children with more protein-rich food. School meals should be guided by science and nutrition, not politics or religious preferences. Keep ideology off a child’s plate, for God’s sake. 🙏
I am a Member of Parliament with a passport issued by the Union Government but I’m not sure I am an Indian citizen & have no way to prove it. What a mockery of constitutional democracy.